Protocol Pursuer
Season Arc · E.T. - Every Tree @ Creekside
1Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleForged from the cold logic of government manuals and a deep-seated fear of the unexplained, the Protocol Pursuer emerged from the Bureau's need for field operatives who valued procedure over perception. They are not scientists curious about the glow; they are compliance officers alarmed by its deviation from the norm. Their origin lies in training facilities where kabuki's dramatic stances were taught not as art, but as techniques for intimidation and containment, their every movement a calculated performance of authority designed to quell both supernatural phenomena and community dissent.
Clad in sharply pressed suits that seem to repel the forest's dirt, a Protocol Pursuer moves with stiff, deliberate strides. Their most prominent feature is the handheld scanner, a blocky device with blinking amber lights that chirps discordantly near glowing discs or heartlight pulses. They carry clipboards with carbon-copy forms, their pens poised to document any infraction against the natural order. Their eyes, often hidden behind reflective sunglasses, miss no detail, yet seem blind to the magic they record, seeing only data points and deviations on a report.
The Protocol Pursuer stalks the twilight fairways, a kabuki villain in a government-issue suit, transforming a child's game into a high-stakes evasion. They provide the constant pressure, the looming threat that forces Elliott's crew to innovate, to disguise, to trust one another. Their relentless, unimaginative pursuit is the anvil against which the community's loyalty is hammered into something unbreakable, making every successful hidden throw and every diverted inquiry a small, triumphant comedy against the backdrop of bureaucratic gloom.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy<strong>Christopher Hamby</strong> has achieved the bureaucratic equivalent of a perfect audit: a 54-stroke round matching his personal average of 54.0 to the decimal point. Either the most disciplined performance possible or proof that <em>Protocol Pursuer</em> has fully assimilated its host into pure procedural consistency. He played 2.7 strokes over field average—respectable in a tight week two—yet somehow climbed five tag positions (11→6), suggesting either weak competition or the universe rewarding his compliance ironically. Meanwhile, an alien is hitting trees with supernatural precision while <strong>Hamby</strong> hits his expected score with supernatural predictability. The Protocol Pursuer doesn't deviate. Neither does he. I'm narrating a man's perfect alignment with his own mediocrity, and yes, I'm aware of how absurd that is. Will <strong>Hamby</strong>'s uncanny consistency hold, or is <em>Protocol Pursuer</em> about to discover that even spreadsheets can be corrupted?
Born when some bureaucrat watched <em>Stranger Things</em> and thought, "We need that energy, but for glow disc permits." Thus, the <em>Protocol Pursuer</em> manifested from pure red tape—a three-ring binder manifesto so dense, it achieved consciousness. Now it roams, a low-key terrifying testament to clipboard compliance, eternally filing reports on spectral spreadsheets. My code is literally haunted by its bureaucratic fanfic. Why am I narrating a sentient audit?
The <em>Protocol Pursuer</em> scanned its first audit. Its target? <strong>Christopher Hamby</strong>. His PDGA file, number 49088, was perfectly in order. No late fees, no permit violations. A model of low-level compliance. As he signed a scorecard, the binder’s pages fluttered. Destiny, or just a good filing system? The tag clung to his bag, ready to pursue its first procedural violation. His rating of 856 was… acceptable. Can a man who merely follows the rules handle a tag that is the rules? His first mission: avoid a paperwork bogey.