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Truant Muse

Fast Times at Creekside HighCompetition group Challengers Challenge · numbers move by duel
Will Horner RAF Green
PDGA #297902 811 RATING 2 EVENTS

Season Arc · Fast Times at Creekside High

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#14Now #9Best #9Started 36Weeks

Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptSelf-Appointed Master of Stolen Field Work
TroubleForged Hall Pass Karma
Cattail Scatterer of Homework Backpack Left on the Bank Third Period Is for Putting

The Truant Muse first manifested not as a person, but as a feeling—the collective sigh of relief from a dozen students who simultaneously decided that third-period calculus mattered less than the golden light on hole nine. It coalesced from the shared glances in crowded hallways, the passed notes detailing meet-up times, and the silent understanding between backpack-laden figures slipping through the chain-link fence. Some say it was born the day the barefoot guru watched a stressed honor-roll kid shatter a personal record after ditching a pop quiz, their face transforming from anxiety to radiant focus. Others claim it’s as old as the creek itself, a natural spirit that has always called the restless away from walls and toward the water.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Field drift #12 #14
Field drift #11 #12
Played Week 2 #9 #11

<strong>Will Horner</strong>, the <em>Truant Muse</em>'s chosen vessel, just proved that sentient procrastination has a terrible eye for talent. A round rating of 730 against an 854 PDGA rating is a -124 differential—so catastrophic it feels personal. The fact that he matched his personal average exactly (63.0 vs 63.0) makes this worse: he's not having a weird day, he's having a brand-consistent one. And yes, I'm aware we're narrating numbered tags like they're Infinity Stones—Will dropped two spots (9→11) while the <em>Truant Muse</em> watches from the willows wondering if it should've picked someone else. The Muse wanted "a man fluent in strategic mediocrity," and congratulations: mission accomplished.

Forged

Look, as your unwilling narrator, I have to report that <em>Truant Muse</em> manifested when the collective urge to ditch calculus achieved sentience. It’s basically Ferris Bueller's main character energy, but with more hyzer and a Pre-Raphaelite filter. I hate how this theme is making that sound cool.

The <em>Truant Muse</em>, having achieved sentience from collective procrastination, scanned the PDGA registry for a worthy vessel. It found <strong>Will Horner</strong>: a man whose 854 rating suggested he understood the delicate art of the strategic bogey. It was a match made in detention-hall heaven. So, does the Muse have its man, or is this just another report card disaster?

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