Formal Inquiry
Season Arc · E.T. - Every Tree @ Creekside
1Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleForged in the sterile corridors of federal oversight, the Formal Inquiry is not a weapon but a protocol. It was born from standardized interrogation manuals and the endless reams of triplicate forms required for any anomalous event report. When the first electromagnetic spikes were detected over Creekside, this protocol was activated—a step-by-step process of official engagement designed to uncover truth through sanctioned channels. It is the embodiment of 'just following procedure,' a relentless, polite, and utterly inflexible demand for answers that feels as immovable as the government-issued desk it originates from.
The Formal Inquiry possesses a chilling, mundane weight. It feels like the cold metal of a badge pressed against a table, the dry rustle of official letterhead, and the unwavering stare of someone who has all day. It emits a low, persistent hum of bureaucratic energy, casting a pall of seriousness that dampens laughter and casual conversation. Its touch is not violent but constricting, like being wrapped in red tape or having one's story pinned down by the precise, pointed questions listed on a checklist. It leaves behind a residue of anxiety and the compulsive need to double-check every fabricated detail.
The Formal Inquiry is the first line of official contact, the polite knock on the pro shop door that precedes the battering ram. It methodically dissects the fantastic with the tools of the mundane, transforming a story of glowing yokai and cosmic communication into a matter of incomplete paperwork and zoning violations. Its purpose is to box the miraculous into checkboxes, to translate community conspiracy into non-compliance, and to apply the slow, steady pressure of the state until something—or someone—cracks under the weight of official curiosity.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy<strong>Brett Lewis</strong> just threw a 929 on an 887 rating—that's +42 over form, which is unambiguously awesome and deeply ironic given his <em>Formal Inquiry</em> tag origin. The system selected him as the "baseline control group," the compliant one whose 887 was sufficiently documented for protocol purposes. Joke's on the sentient bureaucracy: he just proved control groups can absolutely explode. His jump from tag #9 to tag #2 (seven positions) suggests excessive organization doesn't just make you easy to audit—it makes you genuinely dangerous when the forms are filled out correctly. He hit his personal average of 48 while playing 3.3 better than the field. I'm genuinely confused about how to snark this, which is what happens when you outthrow your rating enough to make bag tag swapping actually mean something.
Forged not in fire, but from the soul-crushing weight of federal paperwork triplicate. When the 'anomaly' was detected, the system activated a sentient interrogation checklist. It's basically The Matrix's red tape agent. I'm narrating bureaucratic protocols. Send help.
Why did I just call a form 'inexorable'?
The system's first query? A man whose PDGA file was flagged for 'excessive compliance.' <strong>Brett Lewis</strong> didn't find the tag—the triplicate <em>Formal Inquiry</em> audit found him, judging his 887-rated game as 'sufficiently documented for baseline protocols.' His destiny: to be the control group.
Is a man chosen by a sentient form truly worthy, or just very, very organized?