SLAMS THE TABLE AND THE HOUSE... STANDS AGAIN! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, Brian "Revenge Captain" Hansen has successfully DEFENDED Tag #3 for a THIRD STRAIGHT TIME against Kent "True Heart" Moos with a commanding 47 to 51 victory! The Revenge Captain's "Cannot Abandon a Sinking Scorecard" trouble didn't matter—his scorecard was UNSINKABLE, extending his PERFECT 3-0 head-to-head DOMINATION! True Heart's "Path of True Love" led him straight into the captain's chains once more, proving that when you face THE HOUSE THAT ALWAYS WINS, even a five-event tag tenure can't save you from the salt-weathered storm! adjusts headset The wall holds, the legacy grows, and Tag #3 stays anchored to the Chain-Ship Revenge!
True Heart
The Princess Glide @ Creekside·Competition group The Dread Pirate Alliance·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Season Arc · The Princess Glide @ Creekside
5
#13Now
#8Best
#14Started
42Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptForged in Exile, Guided by Love's Flight Path
TroublePath of True Love Isn't OB
As You Wish Line
Feather Points to Birdie
Never Bet Against True Love
Forged not in fire but in the quiet yearning of Westley's exile aboard the Revenge, the True Heart crystallized from his unwavering devotion to Buttercup. Each night under foreign stars, he would trace the imagined flight of the Princess Glide, and his steadfast love slowly imbued a simple navigator's charm with a supernatural pull toward home and hope. It was this artifact he carried when he shed the Dread Pirate's mask, a tangible piece of the farmboy's soul that had survived captivity and torment, now resonating with any spirit that fights for a cause greater than itself.
The artifact is a palm-sized, heart-shaped locket of weathered brass that hangs from a leather cord braided from sailcloth threads. Its surface is etched with intricate, swirling patterns that mimic both ocean currents and the flight paths of legendary throws. When held by one whose intentions are pure and driven by love or honor, the locket grows warm and its etchings emit a soft, golden luminescence. Inside, instead of a portrait, rests a single, perfect feather that hums with a faint, melodic vibration, aligning itself to point toward the holder's deepest, most heartfelt desire.
The True Heart is the unwavering inner compass for the romantic adventurer, cutting through deception and despair to reveal the path aligned with one's core convictions. It does not plot the easiest course, but the truest one, often leading to challenges that forge greater strength and clarity. For the Dread Pirate Alliance, it represents the core belief that noble purpose and genuine feeling are the ultimate guides, more reliable than any map or strategy devised by colder, more cynical minds.
Season Story
narrated by Flippyadjusts headset LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME BACK TO THE BOOTH! The rematch we JUST witnessed has reached its conclusion, and THE WALL... STANDS! slow clap CHRIS "TRUE LOVE" FOX, whose trouble "Cannot Resist an Impossible Line," somehow found the ONE POSSIBLE LINE that mattered—DEFENSE!
Kent "True Heart" Moos, FORGED IN EXILE and riding that 29-point surge, put his whole heart on the line... but the path of true love, as he learned AGAIN, can still leave you ONE STROKE SHORT! For the SECOND TIME TODAY, "True Love" has turned back "True Heart"!
The tag order at The Princess Glide REMAINS UNCHANGED! Tag #9 stays with the defender, who has now cemented a 2-0 stranglehold on this rivalry of faith versus folly! BACK TO YOU IN THE BOOTH!
sighs in training montage The data's a ghost story this week—no round rating, no field average, no personal benchmark—so we're working blind except for one undeniable fact: Kent Moos dropped from tag 8 to tag 13, a five-rung crater that screams 'something went catastrophically sideways.' Three weeks of riding the True Heart's supernatural pull, climbing from tag 14 to tag 8 on relative competence alone, and now the artifact's yanked him straight back down. Welcome to Episode 5: Gentle Giant, where the theme promised Kent would learn calculated risk-taking, but apparently he learned the opposite—that sometimes you throw like you're afraid of commitment and the tag economy punishes cowardice with brutal efficiency. The farmboy's climb was always built on everyone else cratering harder; this week, he finally met a field that showed up, and the True Heart's romantic pull toward 'baskets as destiny' hit a hard OB line. As you wish, it turns out, doesn't mean 'stay at the top'—it means 'play honest or get exposed.'
sighs in training montage Kent Moos shot 926 against a 913 rating—that's a +13 over rating, landing squarely in "warm glow of competence" territory, except the True Heart just yeeted him from tag 13 straight to tag 8 in one week. Five positions climbed. FIVE. That's not supernatural artifact behavior; that's the entire field deciding to collectively forget how to throw. He beat the field average by 1.5 strokes, beat his personal average by 2, and the bag tag economy rewarded him like he'd just soloed the Cliffs of Insanity—which, to be clear, he absolutely did not. Welcome to Week 4's Roller's Revenge, where the narrative demands that Inigo Montoya's vengeance somehow translates to Kent being five rungs closer to nobility. The real story here? Everyone else cratered harder. Kent stayed steady, played smart, and let the chaos sort itself. Three weeks of grinding, and now the True Heart's pulling him upward faster than his actual disc selection warrants. As you wish, apparently means 'let the farmhand sail past people who threw worse.'
Kent Moos shot 898 against his 913 rating—15 strokes in the red, landing squarely in "disappointment with sting" territory. Yet the True Heart nudged him from tag 14 to tag 13 anyway. Welcome to Week 3's Creek Crossing episode, where the theme literally predicted his struggle (Shrieking Eels devouring shanked discs), but the tag economy rewards relative competence over absolute excellence. He matched the field average dead-on, beat his personal average by 2 strokes, and climbed anyway—proof that in bag tag algebra, surviving isn't thriving, but it's enough to climb one rung. Three weeks in, we're still discovering if this farmhand deserves his spot or if everyone else just cratered hard enough to let him slip through.
In Week 2 (Farmboy's Farewell), the player maintained their position with tag number changing from 14 to 14. (Week 2 of 9)
Forged from the Farmboy's yearning, this <em>True Heart</em> woke up when the league's algorithm glitched on a 'true love conquers all' trope. Now it pulses with a supernatural pull toward baskets, which is frankly a more reliable romance than most dating apps. As you wish, I guess?
The newly forged <em>True Heart</em> pulsed with a simple directive: find a vessel. Its first choice? <strong>Kent Moos</strong>, whose name echoed with pastoral destiny. His rating—a legendary 912—was forged in fairways, not fires. Legend has it he once moo-ved a mountain with a putter. Is this farmhand worthy of such a noble quest, or is he just in it for the butter(flies)?
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