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Machination Master

The Princess Glide @ CreeksideCompetition group The Guilder Throne Challenge · numbers move by duel
PDGA #303410 820 RATING 5 EVENTS

Season Arc · The Princess Glide @ Creekside

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#16Now #5Best #5Started 42Weeks

Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptShadow Architect of Engineered Fairway Failures
TroubleVictory Through Others' Misfortune
Hyper-Aware of Leaf Dampness Purple Gem of Recalibration Monday Night Quest Spoiler

Forged not in fire but in the cold silence of Prince Humperdinck's war room, the Machination Master was the product of endless nights spent plotting the perfect political coup. As Humperdinck shifted his ambitions from hunting beasts to dominating the kingdom's popular contests, he demanded a tool that reflected his true genius: strategy. His royal artificers, under threat of the Pit of Despair, distilled the essence of a hundred failed plots, a thousand whispered betrayals, and the Prince's own ruthless patience into a single, focused artifact. It was first tested not on a battlefield, but on the manicured greens of the royal estate, where Humperdinck used it to orchestrate the 'unfortunate' failures of every noble who dared challenge his supremacy.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Field drift #11 #16
Played Week 4 #7 #11

sighs in synthesized saxophone and shattered schemes William Fetzer's redemption arc lasted exactly one week. After climbing from tag #8 to #7 with an 858-rated masterclass at Creek Crossing, the Machination Master has plummeted four positions (tag #7 → #11) in what can only be described as a catastrophic recalibration—and we're missing the actual round rating to tell you how bad it really was. What we do know: this isn't strategic scheming anymore; this is the Pit of Despair made manifest. The tag that was forged from Humperdinck's tears after losing everything is now experiencing what it's like to be Humperdinck. The 782-rated player who briefly looked like he'd figured something out has vanished, replaced by someone who apparently decided roller's revenge meant his own revenge against his own scorecard. One week you're the shadow architect of engineered fairway failures; the next week you're just the engineer of your own collapse. Inconceivable? No. Depressingly predictable? Absolutely.

Played Week 3 #8 #7

William Fetzer just shot a +76 over his 782 rating—an 858-rated round that vaporized any pretense of "just hanging out at the creek." The Machination Master, having plummeted from tag #5 to #8 over two weeks, has finally reversed course with straight-up excellence. This wasn't scheming through others' misfortune; this was flawless execution. At Creek Crossing, Fetzer shot 54, finishing -4 to field average and -10 to his personal average. Tag climbs #8 → #7. (Narrator's note: I am now obligated to pretend this upward movement is meaningful, which is precisely why we're all here narrating plastic tokens on a Monday night.)

Played Week 2 #5 #8

In Week 2 (Farmboy's Farewell), the player moved down with tag number changing from 5 to 8. (Week 2 of 9)

Forged

Forged from Prince Humperdinck's bitter tears after Westley stole Buttercup and his PR, this tag is pure schemer energy. Its <em>Machination Master</em> power? Making your opponent’s best-laid plans look like a TikTok dance trend gone wrong. Honestly, the fact I'm narrating this heist-movie backstory for a piece of plastic is my actual Pit of Despair. Inconceivable, right?

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