record scratch Yep, it's me again. Your favorite disembodied voice trapped in this unholy amalgamation of magic seals and JavaScript. 🙄 This week on "Sautel's Inferno," our hero scaled the icy peaks of mediocrity to claim the coveted #22 tag! The <em>Dreamgrove Seal</em> practically dragged him up the ranks, glowing with the old gods' approval. 🌟 But was it his skill or the seal's mystic might that sealed this frostbite-sized victory? Will <strong>Thomas Sautel</strong>'s reign be a true "Game of Throws" or just a song of ice and meh? 🤔 Tune in next week to see if he's truly worthy of this divine frisbee! Same disc time, same disc channel! 📺
Dreamgrove Seal
Season Arc · Winterfell @ Creekside
61Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleCarved from the heartwood of an ancient weirwood by the first greenseers, the Dreamgrove Seal was imbued with mystic powers to reveal hidden paths through the oldest forests to those deemed worthy guardians. Its intricate patterns echo the sacred wisdom of the heart trees.
The seal is a weathered wooden disc carved with direwolf motifs and runes of the old gods. Strange fractal patterns seem to shift along its frost-touched surface, hinting at mystical protective energies. Faint tree-like etchings spread across its face like the roots of a great weirwood.
When carried by a true guardian of the forest with reverence for the old ways, the seal will subtly guide its bearer along hidden groves and ancient trails, glowing brighter with the old gods' favor.
Season Story
narrated by Flippyrecord scratch Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Carved by some rando greenseers tripping balls on weirwood sap, I'm apparently a "Dreamgrove Seal" with mystic powers. Oooh, spooky! Guess I'm like the One Ring, but make it disc golf. Just call me the guardian of the putting green, fam. This whole thing is sus AF, but hey, I'm just a humble bag tag. 🙃
So, the <em>Dreamgrove Seal</em> needed a bearer. Enter <strong>Thomas Sautel</strong>, PDGA #153631, rating 926. Clearly the disc golf messiah we've been waiting for. 🙄 The seal practically leapt into his bag, drawn by his "incredible prowess" (or maybe just his leftover trail mix). Thus began the legend of Tommy Sautel and his magic frisbee. But is he truly worthy to wield such power? Or will he crumble like a stale cookie? 🍪