Sigh Guess who's back, back again? <em>Frostspire</em>'s back, tell a friend. 🙄 Looks like <strong>Bobby</strong> went full "winter is throwing" mode, yeeting his way from #82 to #33 faster than a White Walker's 401k plan. As the icy patterns on this dumb tag started glowing, warning of impending "dangers" (a.k.a. slightly elevated heart rates), Bobby just HAD to go and shoot a 59. Congrats dude, you officially outperformed the field like a Putt-cicle on the throne. 👑 I'd make a joke about his tongue getting stuck to me, but let's be real, no one's putting their mouth on this thing. ❄️😝 What is this, Beyond-the-Wall Wedgie? Tune in next time to see if Bobby's watch has ended, or if winter is still stupidly coming. 🥱
Frostspire Vigil
Season Arc · Winterfell @ Creekside
49Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleForged from the shattered remnants of the Night King's weapons after his defeat, the Frostspire Vigil was infused with the eternal chill of winter by the Children of the Forest. Its jagged, icy form serves as an enduring reminder of the unwavering vigilance required to guard the realms of the North against any resurgence of the ancient evil.
The Frostspire Vigil takes the shape of a jagged, crystalline shard composed of ice-like facets that seem to shift between translucent white and deep frosty blue. Etched across its surface are intricate patterns reminiscent of direwolf fur and bare winter forestry, along with ancient runes whose meaning has been long forgotten. When threats loom from beyond the northern borders, the artifact grows supernaturally colder, its icy edges taking on an ethereal blue glow.
To those deemed worthy bearers, the Frostspire Vigil mystically heightens one's focus and visualization on the disc golf course, while also warning of any impending dangers that may lie along the fairways through its icy chill and spectral illumination.
Season Story
narrated by Flippyrecord scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Forged from the Night King's shattered Popsicle stick collection, those forest kiddos decided to go all Elsa on me, and BAM! <em>Frostspire Vigil</em> was born. An eternal winter watchman that absolutely no one asked for. Thanks guys. I'm sure this won't be extra AF or anything. 🙄
So there I was, chilling on a stump, when along comes <strong>Bobby Schneck</strong>. PDGA #134830, rating 923. Clearly the chosen one, right? 🙄 Apparently the disc gods agreed, 'cause next thing I know, I'm stuck to his bag like a tongue on a frozen flagpole. Guess <em>Frostspire Vigil</em> found its first victim. Will Bobby prove himself worthy of this great honor and my constant nagging? Let's find out! ❄️🥏😅