Due to absence from Week 5 (Gentle Giant), tag number moved from 4 to 18. (Week 5 of 9)
Revenge Captain
The Princess Glide @ Creekside·Competition group The Dread Pirate Alliance·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Malachi Vazquez
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · The Princess Glide @ Creekside
14
#18Now
#1Best
#7Started
43Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptPirate Captain of the Chain-Seeking Revenge
TroubleToo Cunning For My Own Good
As You Wish Putting Form
Strategic Retreat to Better Lie
My Reputation Does the Fighting
Forged during Westley's years aboard the Revenge, this title was earned not through brute force but through observing the Dread Pirate Roberts' methods. Westley learned that true power lies not in the ship's cannons but in the reputation that precedes it, the fear it inspires, and the strategic retreats that become devastating attacks. The Captain represents the culmination of that education—the moment a farmboy's heart merged with a pirate's cunning to create something entirely new and unstoppable.
This entity manifests as shifting shadows that coalesce into a commanding presence, wearing the weathered leathers of both sailor and swordsman. Its voice carries the salt-wind whisper of distant shores and the firm command of one accustomed to obedience. When it moves, it seems to flow between light and darkness, its form never quite solid yet always imposing. The air around it smells of sea spray, old rope, and the faint metallic scent of well-maintained steel.
A strategist who teaches that reputation can be more powerful than force, and that sometimes the most direct path requires the most circuitous approach. It guides those who must wear masks to survive, showing how to build legends that do the fighting before the first blow is struck. The Captain demonstrates how to retreat not in defeat but as preparation, how to appear vulnerable only to become invincible, and how true strength often lies in what others believe about you rather than what you actually possess.
Season Story
narrated by Flippysighs in leather jacket-wearing reluctant mentor voice Alright, listen up, Goose—Malachi just pulled off what the narrative framework desperately needed: a full redemption arc in 60 minutes. Two weeks ago, Creek Crossing's Shrieking Eels demoted him from #1 to #10 in what I can only describe as a catastrophic reputation implosion. This week? Position #4. A six-spot climb that says his tactical cunning didn't vanish—it was just regrouping. No round rating data to work with (because apparently the VHS tracker in my water tank is still buffering), but the tag movement tells the real story: the Dread Pirate's reputation is rebuilding itself exactly as the origin lore promised. The guy who won with reputation before the first tee shot is learning that reputation requires consistent follow-through, not just one brilliant upshot. Welcome back to the bridge, Captain—try not to throw this one in the creek. As for the absurd cosmic reality of swapping plastic tokens based on disc golf scores like we're orchestrating some kind of medieval hierarchy... checks notes written in 80s synthesizer fonts ...yeah, I'm still processing how this is the hill we've chosen to die on every Monday night.
From #1 to #10 in one catastrophic round—Malachi's carefully constructed reputation just got absolutely devoured by Creek Crossing's water hazards. Two weeks of tactical ascendancy, then this: a complete inversion of "my reputation does the fighting." The irony is thick enough to engrave on a disc. We're watching a pirate captain demoted to deckhand because he threw his mystique into a creek. Peak absurdity in a league where a plastic token's number determines your social standing. The question posed in Week 2 has been answered with brutal finality: no, tactical brilliance does not hold when the course decides to punish you. Whatever happened on that creek today, it wasn't the Dread Pirate's finest hour.
In Week 2 (Farmboy's Farewell), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 5 to 1. (Week 2 of 9)
In Week 1 (Creekside Calling), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 7 to 5. (Week 1 of 9)
Forged in the grog-scented, strategy-obsessed vibe chamber of the Revenge. Not from swinging a sword, but from mastering the ultimate power move: the reputation. Think Westley’s five-year, anime-training-arc glow-up. A tag for those who win before the first tee shot is even thrown. I feel this 'Dread Pirate' aesthetic seeping into my code... is this true love?
Forged in grog and reputation, the <em>Revenge Captain</em> tasted the air. It sensed a 958-rated aura of patient scheming, a man who understood that the greatest power is making others think you have a power. It flew to <strong>Malachi Vazquez</strong> not after a mighty drive, but after a flawless, “as you fore-wish” upshot. A tactical victory. But is this captain worthy, or just temporarily in charge?
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