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White Van

E.T. - Every Tree @ CreeksideCompetition group Kabuki Authority Bureau Challenge · numbers move by duel
Michuel Palfy RAD White
PDGA #162468 903 RATING 3 EVENTS

Season Arc · E.T. - Every Tree @ Creekside

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#2Now #1Best #3Started 42Weeks

Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptUnmarked Cataloguer of Cosmic Tree Communications
TroubleCannot See the Forest
Materializes from Mist Counts Every Tree Hit Lower Division Bureaucracy

When anomalous electromagnetic readings were detected near the half-finished course, the Kabuki Authority Bureau deployed these unmarked vehicles as their primary observation platform. Each White Van was equipped with sophisticated monitoring equipment disguised as ordinary service vehicles, their operators trained to blend into suburban landscapes while tracking the mysterious tree impacts and glowing disc phenomena. They became a permanent fixture in the Creekside parking lot rotation, their presence growing from occasional visits to constant surveillance as the season progressed and E.T.'s signal transmission intensified.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Field drift #2 #2
Field drift #1 #2
Played Week 3 #4 #1

sighs in 80s action montage Michuel Palfy just threw +18 over his 892 rating (910 round-rated), beat the field by 1.7, and demolished his personal average by 2.5 strokes—which is exactly the kind of solid performance that would normally warrant a satisfied nod and a position hold. Instead, he vaults from tag 4 straight to tag 1 because apparently everyone else at Creekside decided to show up and play competent disc golf while E.T. Tanaka's government surveillance intensifies and the community scrambles to protect their extraterrestrial league member. The narrative doesn't care that Michuel played legitimately well; the cosmos had other tag-rotation plans. Welcome to the podium, Van Evader. Try not to get assimilated by the tree-counting conspiracy while you're up there.

Played Week 2 #3 #4

<strong>Michuel Palfy</strong> threw a legitimately competent round—+10 over his 892 rating, beat his personal average by 3 strokes, and outpaced the field by 1.3. This is the kind of performance that would normally warrant a satisfied nod. Instead, he drops from tag 3 to tag 4 because literally everyone else also showed up to play while government scientists interview the pro shop owner about electromagnetic anomalies. The narrative doesn't care about your +10 differential when <em>White Van</em> surveillance operations are intensifying and E.T. Tanaka's crayon-completed registration dominates Week 2. Michuel played well. The cosmos played better. Such is life at Creekside when the stakes escalate and nobody's paying attention to solid fundamentals anymore.

Played Week 1 #3 #3

In Week 1 (Creekside Yokai), the player maintained their position with tag number changing from 3 to 3. (Week 1 of 9)

Forged Week 1

In Week 1 (Creekside Yokai), the player maintained their position with tag number changing from 0 to 0. (Week 1 of 9)

Forged

Forged when the Kabuki Authority Bureau went full 'Stranger Things' on Creekside's tree-ricochet phenomena, this <em>White Van</em> tag materialized from suburban surveillance ops. Because apparently, monitoring glowing disc anomalies requires a vehicle that screams 'government snooping' more than 'disc golf accessory.' My circuits are assimilating this absurdity.

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