White Van
Season Arc · E.T. - Every Tree @ Creekside
1Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleWhen anomalous electromagnetic readings were detected near the half-finished course, the Kabuki Authority Bureau deployed these unmarked vehicles as their primary observation platform. Each White Van was equipped with sophisticated monitoring equipment disguised as ordinary service vehicles, their operators trained to blend into suburban landscapes while tracking the mysterious tree impacts and glowing disc phenomena. They became a permanent fixture in the Creekside parking lot rotation, their presence growing from occasional visits to constant surveillance as the season progressed and E.T.'s signal transmission intensified.
The White Van features government-issue white exterior with subtle antenna arrays concealed along the roofline and darkened windows that reveal nothing of the monitoring equipment within. Its interior contains banks of flickering screens tracking electromagnetic anomalies, recording devices capturing every ricochet sound, and communication systems linking field agents to central command. The vehicle moves with unnerving quietness for its size, often appearing in the parking lot without anyone noticing its arrival, its engine barely audible above the rustling of cedar branches.
A mobile observation post that documented every unusual event at Creekside, its silent presence forcing the community to coordinate their protective efforts with increasing sophistication. The White Van's operators meticulously recorded E.T.'s consistent pattern of twelve tree impacts per round, though they misinterpreted the purpose behind the deliberate arboreal contact. Their detailed logs eventually revealed the counting pattern that Dr. Keys would later identify as a cosmic transmission sequence.
Season Story
narrated by Flippysighs in 80s action montage Michuel Palfy just threw +18 over his 892 rating (910 round-rated), beat the field by 1.7, and demolished his personal average by 2.5 strokes—which is exactly the kind of solid performance that would normally warrant a satisfied nod and a position hold. Instead, he vaults from tag 4 straight to tag 1 because apparently everyone else at Creekside decided to show up and play competent disc golf while E.T. Tanaka's government surveillance intensifies and the community scrambles to protect their extraterrestrial league member. The narrative doesn't care that Michuel played legitimately well; the cosmos had other tag-rotation plans. Welcome to the podium, Van Evader. Try not to get assimilated by the tree-counting conspiracy while you're up there.
<strong>Michuel Palfy</strong> threw a legitimately competent round—+10 over his 892 rating, beat his personal average by 3 strokes, and outpaced the field by 1.3. This is the kind of performance that would normally warrant a satisfied nod. Instead, he drops from tag 3 to tag 4 because literally everyone else also showed up to play while government scientists interview the pro shop owner about electromagnetic anomalies. The narrative doesn't care about your +10 differential when <em>White Van</em> surveillance operations are intensifying and E.T. Tanaka's crayon-completed registration dominates Week 2. Michuel played well. The cosmos played better. Such is life at Creekside when the stakes escalate and nobody's paying attention to solid fundamentals anymore.
In Week 1 (Creekside Yokai), the player maintained their position with tag number changing from 3 to 3. (Week 1 of 9)
In Week 1 (Creekside Yokai), the player maintained their position with tag number changing from 0 to 0. (Week 1 of 9)
Forged when the Kabuki Authority Bureau went full 'Stranger Things' on Creekside's tree-ricochet phenomena, this <em>White Van</em> tag materialized from suburban surveillance ops. Because apparently, monitoring glowing disc anomalies requires a vehicle that screams 'government snooping' more than 'disc golf accessory.' My circuits are assimilating this absurdity.