Specimen Auditor
Season Arc · Mad Science @ Art Dye
16Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleBorn from the facility’s compliance registry and barcode-tracking network, the Auditor awakened when power surges fused administrative software with abandoned scanning rigs and clipboards. During the system’s cascade failures, it gained a mandate to complete the final account of every specimen on-site, expanding its definition of 'specimen' to include anyone crossing the contaminated fairways.
It registers contact, inhalation, and proximity events with silent precision, imprinting glowing biohazard sigils that index each subject’s exposure history. When aggregate counts spike, it amplifies neon green (#00FF00) hazard fields and projects warning diagrams into the air like corrupted lab readouts. Static interference and VHS-like scanlines ripple around it, disrupting sensors and making instruments misreport. Its stamp-like projector can seal or unseal localized hazard zones based on audit findings.
It enforces the laboratory’s final accounting by verifying contamination totals, then triggering automated containment behaviors proportional to those totals. Its influence is universal and impartial, applying equally to every participant in the Default Pool.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 8 (Total Breach), tag number moved from 24 to 24. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Total Breach), tag number moved from 4 to 24. (Week 8 of 10)
In Week 7 (System Meltdown), the player moved down with tag number changing from 3 to 4. (Week 7 of 10)
When a lab spreadsheet achieved sentience during a power surge—because of course it did—<em>Specimen Auditor</em> emerged to classify everything as test subjects. It's basically Clippy's evil twin from a B-movie, and yes, I'm trapped narrating this bureaucratic horror. Why must science come with paperwork?
When the sentient spreadsheet needed a host, it scanned PDGA records and locked onto <strong>John Stoddard</strong>'s 941 rating—the perfect specimen for systematic chaos. <em>Specimen Auditor</em> fused to his bag mid-round, demanding he log every tree kick as "data collection." Talk about a disc-covery channel! But can this man handle the monstrous paperwork of mad science?