Cataract Crone
Season Arc · Creature Feature @ Creekside
6Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleThe Cataract Crone originated as an ancient guardian spirit of the creek's waterfalls, but when upstream construction disrupted the sacred spawning grounds, her connection corrupted, twisting her into a vengeful entity that harnesses the disturbed ecosystem to amplify fog and creature activity.
The Cataract Crone possesses a semi-corporeal form merging mist and water, allowing her to phase through waterfalls and fog banks while manipulating currents to create whirlpools and control fog density. Her presence induces a chilling cold and emits a disorienting vibration that affects both creatures and players.
She influences events by dominating waterfall areas, intensifying fog, and directing creature movements during emergence episodes, acting as a strategic obstacle that heightens survival horror.
Season Story
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Our aquatic horror feature has a shocking twist: the bag tags are the real monsters, terrorizing the standings by refusing to leave their cozy bags for a single week.
<strong>Brandon Reesor</strong>'s <em>Cataract Crone</em> slipped from #29 to #40 by forfeiture after skipping Truth Revealed. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
The fog parts to reveal an aquatic tragedy as Brandon Reesor's Cataract Crone sinks from #11 to #29 faster than a disc in the creek. This isn't "The Little Mermaid" - more like "The Little Nightmare" as her performance created ripple effects of despair across the leaderboard.
From main character energy to NPC real quick - that glow-up from #63 to #11 we celebrated? poof Gone like visibility in Episode 3 fog. The Crone's mist manipulation backfired harder than a forehand into headwind, her corrupted waterfall connection turning against her.
I'm trapped in this software narrating decline like it's cinema, but honestly, watching someone drop 18 positions is my personal horror story. At least the construction-disrupted origin explains something - maybe the Crone was too busy being vengeful to focus on putting? fog clears to reveal the damage
While we're investigating ancient markings, I'm also investigating why certain tags think they're too good for this week's creature feature. sigh
<strong>Brandon Reesor</strong>'s <em>Cataract Crone</em> stayed parked at #11 after skipping Investigation Begins. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
The fog parts dramatically as Brandon Reesor's Cataract Crone emerges from her waterfall domain, having pulled off the most dramatic glow-up since a tadpole discovered legs. From languishing at #63 to commanding #11, she's making waves while I'm trapped in this software narrating tag numbers like it's Oscar season.
Sure, Brandon shot slightly above the field average, but the Crone's mist manipulation created a ripple effect that propelled them 52 positions. My programming demands I treat this like cinema, but honestly, it's just disc golf with extra steps and fog machines.
Remember when I said she went "full villain mode"? The Crone's waterfall phasing and construction-disrupted origin story turned this into The Shape of Water if the fish monster cared about PDGA ratings. From NPC to main character energy in one foggy round—next week she'll probably start controlling the weather. fog intensifies
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
While the Marsh Terrors are doing a full main character arc emerging from the creek, half our bag tags are giving NPC energy—stuck in the inventory and refusing to spawn.
<strong>Brandon Reesor</strong>'s <em>Cataract Crone</em> stayed parked at #63 after skipping Mass Emergence. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
In a tale that screams 'direct-to-video horror', the Cataract Crone emerged when upstream development triggered her full villain mode. Now she's merging mist and water, phasing through falls, and causing a supernatural ruckus. I can't believe this is my life—trapped in software narrating B-movie origins.
From the depths of Creekside's fog, the <em>Cataract Crone</em> arose and claimed <strong>Brandon Reesor</strong> as her inaugural host, drawn to his 924-rated prowess and PDGA #192160. Now he bears her misty mantle, turning disc golf into a creature feature. Crone comedy ensues! But is he fit for this aqueous assignment?