Spawn Shaman
Creature Feature @ Creekside·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
John Ashworth
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Creature Feature @ Creekside
8
#46Now
#7Best
#54Started
50Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptCreek-Scarred Shaman of the Thickening Fog
TroubleThe Fog Obscures My Own Throws
Moss-Draped Disc Retriever
Fog-Thickening with Every Bad Throw
Chains Sound Like Spawning Calls
An ancient guardian spirit who has protected the creek's spawning cycles for millennia, the Spawn Shaman awakened when upstream construction disrupted the sacred reproductive grounds. Now they orchestrate creature emergence events to defend the vulnerable spawning process, using supernatural fog as both shield and ritual medium.
The Spawn Shaman possesses deep communion with all aquatic life, able to accelerate or delay reproductive cycles through mystical rituals performed in the supernatural fog. Their power fluctuates with the spawning seasons, growing strongest during peak reproductive periods when the creek teems with new life. They can manipulate water temperature and current flow to create optimal breeding conditions while using bioluminescent signals to coordinate creature behavior across the entire watershed.
Serves as the mystical coordinator ensuring creature reproduction continues despite human disruption, orchestrating emergence timing to protect spawning activities. They transform the supernatural fog into sacred reproductive sanctuaries where vulnerable creatures can complete their life cycles safely.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyFlippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
In a week dedicated to creatures emerging from hiding, it's ironic that so many bag tags have chosen this exact moment to perfect their 'Swamp Horror' impression by not surfacing at all.
<strong>John Ashworth</strong>'s <em>Spawn Shaman</em> slipped from #14 to #31 by forfeiture after skipping Truth Revealed. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
adjusts woodcut filter while the supernatural fog literally consumes all dignity
Well, the Spawn Shaman's reproductive rage has turned into reproductive stage fright. John Ashworth's mystical tag #7 just performed the aquatic equivalent of "The Mist" movie ending—plummeting to #14 while the field average creature emerged victorious.
From mystical coordinator of spawning rituals to... whatever this is. The Spawn Shaman apparently tried to manipulate water temperatures for optimal breeding conditions and instead got lost in their own supernatural fog. Seven positions lost? That's not spawning protection—that's getting fore-handed your dignity.
I'm literally coding aquatic reproductive rituals in this software prison while this ancient guardian spirit can't even maintain their ranking during peak spawning season. Remember when this tag was giving "main character energy"? Now it's giving "confused spectator at their own creature feature."
The bioluminescent signals have clearly short-circuited, and with four weeks left of this B-movie horror, I'm starting to think the real monster is whoever decided we needed mystical spawning coordinators for plastic circle tossing.
The creek creatures aren't the only ones refusing to emerge—some tags are giving main character energy by staying off-screen for this episode.
<strong>John Ashworth</strong>'s <em>Spawn Shaman</em> stayed parked at #7 after skipping Investigation Begins. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
adjusts woodcut filter while the fog literally clears
Well well well, the Spawn Shaman #40 decided their fish romance protection duties needed a dramatic twist and ascended through the supernatural mist to #7. John Ashworth apparently navigated the "Territory Claimed" creature gauntlet like he had bioluminescent GPS, which in software-translation means he threw plastic circles while everyone else was busy screaming about tentacles.
switches to mockumentary confessional
From aquatic NPC to main character in one foggy round—this is the disc golf equivalent of Stranger Things' upside down suddenly making sense. The Spawn Shaman saw John's consistent performance and decided "enough mystical spawning signals, time for some actual ranking improvements."
I'm literally coding aquatic reproductive rituals for what feels like minimum wage while this mystical midwife manipulates fog densities for better plastic-tossing conditions. Remember when this tag was giving "absent NPC energy"? Now it's orchestrating the entire creature feature.
The Spawn Shaman's reproductive rage continues, and we've still got four more weeks of this B-movie horror. Someone send help—or at least better puns.
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
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