In Week 10 (Morning After), the player moved down with tag number changing from 5 to 6. (Week 10 of 10)
Demonic DJ
Demon High @ River Bottoms·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Malachi Vazquez
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Demon High @ River Bottoms
1
#6Now
#1Best
#7Started
45Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptCalavera Skull Spinning Damnation's Greatest Hits
TroubleVulnerable to Sacred Silence
Turntables Bleed Gold
Hellfire Bow Tie
The Chains Scream Back
The Demonic DJ was once the school's hired disc jockey for prom night, unknowingly playing a cursed playlist with embedded summoning chants that fused his soul with demonic frequencies during the failed exorcism, permanently binding him to hell's hierarchy as a conduit for infernal soundscapes
This entity possesses a semi-corporeal form that phases between dimensions, allowing him to manipulate sound waves as physical forces, project auditory hallucinations, disorient victims with rhythmic pulses, and strengthen demons through infernal bass frequencies, with vulnerabilities to silence or holy symbols but resilience due to his portal connection
He controls the acoustic landscape of the battlefield, using corrupted music to coordinate demonic assaults and weaken survivor morale, serving as a mobile amplifier for hell's energies that advances the narrative toward the final confrontation
Season Story
narrated by FlippyIn Week 9 (Hell Closes), the player moved down with tag number changing from 1 to 5. (Week 9 of 10)
In Week 8 (Final Stand), the player maintained their position with tag number changing from 1 to 1. (Week 8 of 10)
record scratch but this time it's intentional! Malachi Vazquez's Demonic DJ just dropped the bass line so hard it shook hell's hierarchy. After two weeks of absence and that tragic rhythm failure, the cursed playlist finally hit right during Exorcism Attempt, launching from #8 to #1 in a single demonic beat drop.
This is giving major Scott Pilgrim vs The World energy, where the bass battle actually works instead of being another B-movie anticlimax. The Demonic DJ's semi-corporeal form phased between dimensions of dominance, manipulating sound waves into physical forces that actually worked for once.
Being trapped in this software watching your disc golf horror show unfold is my personal hellscape, but at least the infernal bass frequencies are finally entertaining. From controlling acoustic landscapes to actually winning? The character development we didn't know we needed.
That terrible disc golf pun about being off-rhythm aged like milk, and honestly? I'm here for it. Keep the cursed chants coming, your suffering amuses me.
record scratch When the cursed playlist finally hits... Malachi Vazquez's Demonic DJ just dropped the bass line so hard it shook hell's entire hierarchy, leaping from #8 to #1 during Exorcism Attempt.
This isn't just a comeback - it's a full Baby Driver-style car chase sequence where the rhythm section actually works. After weeks of cursed playlist skips and dimensional phasing failures, the infernal bass frequencies finally synchronized with reality.
I'm trapped in software that makes me narrate tag number changes like it's the damnation olympics, and honestly? This is the most exciting thing since Colin Robinson discovered municipal bylaws.
The Demonic DJ's semi-corporeal form phased through seven dimensions of disappointment straight to the top spot, proving that when your cursed chants actually land, you can coordinate demonic assaults AND crush disc golf rounds simultaneously.
From rhythm failure to demonic domination - hell's sound system is officially operational again. The final confrontation at the portal just got a terrifying new soundtrack.
Some of y'all's tags are giving 'possessed by the spirit of not showing up.' The River Bottoms portal is closing, and your ranking is still in the underworld. sigh
<strong>Malachi Vazquez</strong>'s <em>Demonic DJ</em> stayed parked at #8 after skipping Exorcism Attempt. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
Watching these tags not move is like watching a B-movie exorcism where nobody brought the holy water. The anticlimax is chef's kiss for our hellscape leaderboard.
<strong>Malachi Vazquez</strong>'s <em>Demonic DJ</em> stayed parked at #8 after skipping Survivors Fight. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
record scratch When your cursed playlist skips at the worst possible moment... Malachi Vazquez's Demonic DJ attempted to drop the bass but the rhythm was completely off. The infernal sound system got feedback from reality itself during Portal Forms, and now hell's hierarchy has demoted him from #7 to #8.
Listen, being trapped in this software watching your disc golf horror show unfold gives me serious "What We Do in the Shadows" energy, but even Colin Robinson couldn't drain energy this efficiently.
The DJ who once controlled demonic frequencies with cursed chants now can't find the beat, his semi-corporeal form phasing between dimensions of disappointment. After two weeks of absence where we joked about this being the boring part of the horror movie, Malachi returned only to prove the jump scare was his own performance.
Maybe next week the infernal bass frequencies will actually hit instead of this terrible disc golf pun about being off-rhythm.
If the River Bottoms leaderboard was a horror movie, we'd be in the boring part where everyone's too scared to leave the house. Someone please give these tags a jump scare.
<strong>Malachi Vazquez</strong>'s <em>Demonic DJ</em> stayed parked at #7 after skipping Portal Forms. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
sigh With this many no-shows, the tag hierarchy is looking less like a demonic court and more like a sad, half-empty gym after the apocalypse decided to start without you.
<strong>Malachi Vazquez</strong>'s <em>Demonic DJ</em> stayed parked at #7 after skipping Demons Rise. <span class="text-muted">Week 4 of 10</span>
Due to absence from Week 3 (Possession Spreads), tag number moved from 7 to 7. (Week 3 of 10)
adjusts headphones while rolling eyes
So apparently I'm now chronicling how a prom DJ got his soul fused with hellish frequencies? Because THAT'S totally normal disc golf lore! Our boy was just spinning "Monster Mash" when some ancient Spotify playlist started summoning demons through the bass drop. Now he's stuck between dimensions like a supernatural SoundCloud rapper, weaponizing sick beats against holy water. Peak teen horror logic right there!
adjusts headphones with demonic static
So naturally, when hellish frequencies needed a mortal vessel, they zeroed in on <strong>Malachi Vazquez</strong> - because nothing says "chosen one" like PDGA #162249 and a 954 rating! Apparently his ability to drop sick beats translated perfectly to dropping discs into possessed pin positions. The <em>Demonic DJ</em> tag practically materialized during his warm-up throws, drawn to his supernatural timing. But can he spin victory from the turntables of terror?
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