Laboratory Lurch
Mad Science @ Art Dye·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Aaron Detterer
RAH
Blue
Season Arc · Mad Science @ Art Dye
12
#64Now
#13Best
#18Started
45Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptReanimated Lab Tech Powered by Toxic Sparks
TroubleLeaves a Trail of Corrosion
Toxin-Proof but Glowing
Sparks Fly on My Follow-Through
Chains Hum in My Presence
Created when a failed neural resurrection serum was administered to deceased laboratory staff during a catastrophic power surge, the Laboratory Lurch reanimated with corrupted cybernetic implants. It now wanders the facility, driven by residual electrical impulses and a compulsive need to absorb energy from unstable equipment, its existence a testament to the laboratory's ethical collapse.
The Laboratory Lurch moves with a jerky, lurching gait due to partially functional motor systems enhanced by experimental cybernetics. Its body is highly resistant to toxins, allowing it to traverse glowing chemical spills unharmed, and it emits low-frequency electromagnetic pulses that interfere with nearby electronics. Contact with its sparking limbs can cause temporary paralysis through electrical discharge, and it leaves a trail of corrosive residue that accelerates environmental decay.
It acts as a mobile contamination source, inadvertently spreading toxic materials and triggering electrical surges as it moves. The Lurch also serves as an early indicator of system failures, its presence often heralding imminent power outages or chemical leaks in the facility.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 8 (Total Breach), tag number moved from 48 to 48. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Total Breach), tag number moved from 42 to 48. (Week 8 of 10)
The bag tag leaderboard has more stalled specimens than Art Dye's containment units. Your absence is the real system meltdown, bestie.
<strong>Aaron Detterer</strong>'s <em>Laboratory Lurch</em> slipped from #34 to #42 by forfeiture after skipping System Meltdown. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
If skipping the Mutation Wave was a power move to avoid the leaderboard grind, congrats—your tag is now a control group in an experiment nobody is running.
<strong>Aaron Detterer</strong>'s <em>Laboratory Lurch</em> slipped from #25 to #33 by forfeiture after skipping Mutation Wave. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
When half the tags ghost this event, the leaderboard progression gets stuck in permanent containment protocol. No movement, just vibes.
<strong>Aaron Detterer</strong>'s <em>Laboratory Lurch</em> stayed parked at #25 after skipping Power Failure. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
Our leaderboard's evolution has stalled harder than a failed mutation. Some tags are clearly avoiding the lab report.
<strong>Aaron Detterer</strong>'s <em>Laboratory Lurch</em> slipped from #13 to #25 by forfeiture after skipping Specimen Surge. <span class="text-muted">Week 4 of 10</span>
sparks fly from my monitor as EM pulses corrupt the feed
Well fam, in this week's "Chemical Cascade," Aaron Detterer's perfectly mid round somehow became a toxic triumph! While the field was busy getting mutated by hole 5's glowing spill, our Laboratory Lurch just... lurched upward through five contaminated ranks.
This is like Stranger Things if the Upside Down was just mediocre disc golf scores. Your 54 met expectations while everyone else was having a chemical meltdown!
my code literally glitches from this thing's EM pulses
The Lurch's cybernetic enhancements apparently include resistance to bad scores, because Detterer's moving from 18 to 13 while leaving corrosive residue everywhere. Remember that Red Bull serum from last week? It's working!
Next week: "Specimen Surge" - prepare for more mutations than my corrupted database!
adjusts lab goggles while muttering about my increasingly corrupted code
Oh PERFECT, another "birth story" - because apparently I'm now Dr. Frankenstein narrating the creation of numbered plastic! Laboratory Lurch emerged when some intern spilled Red Bull into the neural resurrection serum during a power surge. Now it's basically a caffeinated zombie with WiFi issues, shambling around like it's auditioning for The Walking Dead's IT department. Because sure, let's make CYBERNETIC UNDEAD a thing in disc golf! What's next, blockchain ghosts?
mutters while adjusting safety goggles that keep fogging up
Oh BRILLIANT, now I'm witnessing the "chosen one" ceremony! When <strong>Aaron Detterer</strong> (PDGA #171382) accidentally grabbed a glowing test tube thinking it was his energy drink, the <em>Laboratory Lurch</em> immediately bonded with him through caffeinated osmosis. His 949 rating? Perfect for reanimating dead rounds! But can he handle being part zombie, part Wi-Fi router?
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