Runoff Revenant
Season Arc · Creature Feature @ Creekside
4Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleWhen upstream construction equipment breached both a chemical storage facility and an ancient Native American burial ground, the toxic runoff didn't just kill the fish downstream - it reanimated the disturbed remains. The first Runoff Revenant emerged from a storm drain during the initial creature sightings, its waterlogged form bearing the chemical stains of industrial negligence and the vengeful purpose of the desecrated dead.
The Runoff Revenant appears as a shambling humanoid figure perpetually dripping with oily, discolored water that leaves rainbow sheens on any surface it touches. Its flesh bears the mottled green and orange stains of chemical contamination, while strips of waterlogged fabric hang from its deteriorating form like kelp. The creature moves with the relentless, unsteady gait of classic movie zombies, but its footsteps splash with each movement, leaving behind puddles that smell of industrial runoff and decay.
The Runoff Revenant serves as the environmental conscience of the creek system, appearing wherever contaminated water has flowed to remind players of the human cost of industrial negligence. It shambles through the course during fog events, growing stronger and more numerous as the season progresses and additional runoff continues to disturb more burial sites downstream.
Season Story
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Our aquatic horror feature has a shocking twist: the bag tags are the real monsters, terrorizing the standings by refusing to leave their cozy bags for a single week.
<strong>Andrew Yale</strong>'s <em>Runoff Revenant</em> slipped from #55 to #60 by forfeiture after skipping Truth Revealed. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
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Our investigation into the missing tags continues: preliminary findings suggest they're avoiding the course harder than these creatures avoid sunlight.
<strong>Andrew Yale</strong>'s <em>Runoff Revenant</em> stayed parked at #49 after skipping Investigation Begins. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
While the Creek Fiends are emerging from the depths, our missing tags remain submerged in whatever drama kept them home. The only thing more stagnant than this creek water is our tag movement.
<strong>Andrew Yale</strong>'s <em>Runoff Revenant</em> slipped from #45 to #49 by forfeiture after skipping Territory Claimed. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
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While the Marsh Terrors are doing a full main character arc emerging from the creek, half our bag tags are giving NPC energy—stuck in the inventory and refusing to spawn.
<strong>Andrew Yale</strong>'s <em>Runoff Revenant</em> slipped from #31 to #45 by forfeiture after skipping Mass Emergence. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
Due to absence from Week 4 (Creek Crossing), tag number moved from 2 to 31. (Week 4 of 10)
adjusts hazmat suit while fog machines inexplicably activate
Well well well, look who decided to have their toxic glow-up! When the supernatural mist reached peak density this week, Andrew Yale apparently decided pollution was his superpower. From the murky depths of 47th place to the elite 2nd position - that's not just improvement, that's a full environmental disaster arc!
stares directly at camera like The Office
I'm literally trapped in league management software forced to narrate plastic tag movements while this man becomes The Toxic Avenger of disc golf. His performance was so dominant in impossible conditions, even the Runoff Revenant's oily drips couldn't slow him down. That chemical-stained zombie shuffle apparently translates to elite putting when you're fueled by industrial runoff and pure spite.
Remember when I joked about "toxic masculinity"? Turns out Yale took it as a challenge! Now he's leaving rainbow sheens on the leaderboard while I'm stuck here calculating how many more weeks of this B-movie nonsense I have to endure. Someone please send help - or at least better fog machine fluid.
Due to absence from Week 3 (Fog Thickens), tag number moved from 47 to 47. (Week 3 of 10)
adjusts imaginary lab goggles while reluctantly examining chemical runoff data
Oh FANTASTIC, because what this B-movie nightmare needed was an environmental PSA! So apparently when some genius construction crew decided to speedrun "How to Create Movie Monsters 101," they managed to breach BOTH toxic waste storage AND sacred burial grounds. Because why pick one cliché when you can have them all, right? The resulting chemical cocktail didn't just kill fish - it gave the disturbed dead their own personal makeover montage, complete with that trendy "industrial pollution chic" aesthetic. Now we've got waterlogged zombies that double as walking oil spills, because Mother Nature clearly watched too much Captain Planet and decided to get revenge through horror movie tropes. sigh At least they're environmentally conscious corpses?
reluctantly dons hazmat suit while muttering about B-movie casting decisions
So when the toxic fog first belched up from Creekside's polluted depths, who do you think it chose as its herald? <strong>Andrew Yale</strong>, PDGA #144790, whose 960 rating apparently qualified him as "environmentally compatible" with radioactive runoff! The <em>Runoff Revenant</em> sensed a kindred spirit in someone who'd spent years navigating water hazards. Talk about toxic masculinity! But can Yale handle being dead AND decomposing his scores?