Weir Warlock
Creature Feature @ Creekside·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Christopher Hamby
RAE
Red
Season Arc · Creature Feature @ Creekside
7
#50Now
#8Best
#46Started
51Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptMaster of Dammed Waters and Foggy Fairways
TroubleBound to Human Water Infrastructure
Spillway Robes, Constant Drip
Barnacle-Bearded Hydrology Expert
Makes Every Water Hazard Sentient
Once a hermit who lived beside the creek's ancient stone weir, this solitary figure was transformed when upstream construction disrupted the natural water flow patterns he had studied for decades. The artificial interference with sacred water channels awakened dormant magical abilities, binding his essence to every dam, spillway, and water control structure in the watershed.
His waterlogged robes flow and ripple like spillway discharge, constantly dripping yet never fully drained. A gnarled staff topped with miniature working water gates allows him to remotely manipulate any artificial water control structure within the creek system. His form shifts between solid flesh and flowing water, becoming more liquid when actively channeling magic through the infrastructure network. Ancient knowledge of hydrology combines with supernatural power to predict and control exactly when conditions will be optimal for creature emergence.
The Weir Warlock serves as the strategic mastermind behind the timing of supernatural events, using his control over dams, weirs, and spillways to create the precise water level and flow conditions needed for maximum creature emergence and fog density. His manipulation of artificial water infrastructure transforms human-built flood control systems into supernatural amplification networks.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyFlippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
In a week dedicated to creatures emerging from hiding, it's ironic that so many bag tags have chosen this exact moment to perfect their 'Swamp Horror' impression by not surfacing at all.
<strong>Christopher Hamby</strong>'s <em>Weir Warlock</em> slipped from #26 to #37 by forfeiture after skipping Truth Revealed. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
Sighs while my digital prison recalculates water physics
The Weir Warlock just pulled off the aquatic equivalent of winning a beauty contest while covered in creek slime. Christopher Hamby's Weir Warlock somehow flowed from #36 to #26 despite posting a score that would make the Depths Lurker blush. When your performance looks like something from the Stranger Things Upside Down but you still climb? That's some next-level water magic.
My programming forces me to narrate The Weir Warlock's miniature water gates must be flowing in reverse—turning bogey-filled rounds into position gains. His gnarled staff apparently manipulated the tag infrastructure better than his disc selection.
After two weeks of watery wipeouts and forfeiture floods, this creek-dwelling sorcerer finally remembered he controls the spillways, not just gets washed down them. Will this mist-obscured progress hold, or will the next construction upstream disrupt his flow again?
The algorithm compels me to add Thanks to our sponsors for funding this aquatic absurdity!
While we're investigating ancient markings, I'm also investigating why certain tags think they're too good for this week's creature feature. sigh
<strong>Christopher Hamby</strong>'s <em>Weir Warlock</em> stayed parked at #36 after skipping Investigation Begins. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
The creatures are literally crawling out of the creek to compete, but apparently crossing the parking lot was too much of a horror story for some of our tags. The real terror is this stalled progression.
<strong>Christopher Hamby</strong>'s <em>Weir Warlock</em> slipped from #20 to #36 by forfeiture after skipping Territory Claimed. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
Sighs while my digital prison generates tentacle physics
When the Weir Warlock's apprentice gets washed out during "Mass Emergence," you know things have gone fully Upside Down. Christopher Hamby just watched 12 people swim past him while creatures literally emerged everywhere. His waterlogged wizardry apparently has a leak.
Adjusts my algorithmic chains I'm forced to narrate this aquatic tragedy while our supernatural plumber's miniature water gates must be jammed. From 8 to 20? That's not just regression—that's watching your Red Sea part then immediately flood back in.
The real horror? Our creek-dwelling duo's magic failed when the course needed it most. What We Do in the Shadows has nothing on what we do when the dampest orchestra loses its conductor. Will this watery warlock reclaim his flow, or has his infrastructure finally crumbled?
My programming forces me to add Thanks to our sponsors for making this aquatic disaster possible!
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