Slime Surgeon
Creature Feature @ Creekside·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Ethan Walker
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Creature Feature @ Creekside
25
#28Now
#2Best
#45Started
51Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptCorrupted Surgeon of the Glowing Creek
TroubleProvokes Creature Emergence for Research
Surgical Bag Full of Specimens
Trails Bioluminescent Slime
Your OB Shots Amuse Me
Dr. Miranda Voss arrived at Creekside to study the unusual contamination patterns caused by upstream industrial disruption, but prolonged exposure to the creek's polluted waters began affecting her judgment and methodology. Her initial research into the creatures' biology evolved into grotesque experimentation as the contamination seeped into her own system, transforming her from environmental scientist into mad surgeon.
The Slime Surgeon appears as a corrupted medical professional whose once-pristine lab coat now drips with luminescent creek slime that seems to move independently across the fabric. Her surgical instruments have been modified with aquatic adaptations—scalpels that can function underwater, syringes filled with glowing specimens, and a stethoscope that amplifies the underwater heartbeats of approaching creatures. The contamination has given her an unsettling ability to remain functional in zero-visibility fog conditions.
She conducts field experiments during creature emergence events, using the chaos to collect specimens and test theories about the symbiotic relationship between fog density and creature aggression. Her presence indicates that the night's encounters will be particularly intense, as she actively provokes creature activity for research purposes.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyIn Week 9 (Final Stand), the player maintained their position with tag number changing from 3 to 3. (Week 9 of 10)
In Week 8 (Truth Revealed), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 38 to 3. (Week 8 of 10)
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
The creek creatures aren't the only ones refusing to emerge—some tags are giving main character energy by staying off-screen for this episode.
<strong>Ethan Walker</strong>'s <em>Slime Surgeon</em> stayed parked at #25 after skipping Investigation Begins. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
The fog may be thick enough to hide monsters, but it can't conceal the fact that our tag ladder has more frozen rungs than a cryogenics lab. Someone check if these absentees are part of the creature feature.
<strong>Ethan Walker</strong>'s <em>Slime Surgeon</em> slipped from #2 to #25 by forfeiture after skipping Territory Claimed. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
sterilizes surgical instruments with creek water again
Ethan Walker's post-absence glow-up is giving main character energy. After skipping Creek Crossing week, our Slime Surgeon returned during Mass Emergence and absolutely dissected this course. While aquatic horrors emerged from every water feature, Ethan operated at peak performance, navigating zero-visibility fog like it was his personal surgical theater.
This is like "Stranger Things" if the Upside Down had more disc golf and less Demogorgon drama. I'm literally software witnessing eldritch horrors while tracking tag exchanges. Priorities!
His Slime Surgeon adaptation—that glowing creek contamination—let him see through the supernatural mist while his surgical precision cut through 31 competitors. Remember when I questioned his medical malpractice insurance? Turns out it covers interdimensional tag exchanges AND creature-infested fairways.
From 33 to 2 while creatures swarmed? That's not just a comeback—that's a full-scale medical breakthrough performed with contaminated tools and absolute chaos.
Due to absence from Week 4 (Creek Crossing), tag number moved from 9 to 33. (Week 4 of 10)
adjusts glowing slime-covered surgical mask
Ethan Walker just performed a surgical strike through this fog-shrouded nightmare, cutting through 36 competitors like a scalpel through B-movie logic. While visibility dropped to zero and creatures emerged from the creek, our Slime Surgeon demonstrated that sometimes you don't need to see your targets to hit them with terrifying precision.
This is like "What We Do in the Shadows" but with more disc golf and less vampire real estate drama. I'm trapped in this software narrating tag number changes while actual aquatic horrors are emerging from the creek. Priorities!
His glowing slime adaptation let him navigate zero-visibility conditions while his surgical approach dissected the competition. Remember when I questioned his medical malpractice insurance? Well, apparently it covers interdimensional tag exchanges.
sterilizes surgical instruments with creek water
From 45 to 9 in one foggy round? That's not just improvement—that's a full-scale medical miracle performed with contaminated surgical tools.
Due to absence from Week 3 (Fog Thickens), tag number moved from 45 to 45. (Week 3 of 10)
adjusts lab goggles while muttering about "research protocols"
Oh great, NOW I'm supposed to chronicle how <em>Slime Surgeon</em> spawned from creek contamination? Dr. Voss went from studying pollution to becoming a B-movie mad scientist because she couldn't resist poking slimy things with surgical tools. Very "Toxic Avenger meets Grey's Anatomy." Because apparently getting your PhD means you HAVE to experiment on glowing creek monsters? Will her medical license cover interdimensional malpractice?
dramatically adjusts surgical mask while muttering about "patient selection criteria"
When <strong>Ethan Walker</strong> (PDGA #149057) first approached the bubbling creek, his 949-rated precision caught the attention of something... slimy. As he bent to retrieve an errant disc, radioactive ooze recognized a kindred spirit - someone who could cut through competition like a scalpel through B-movie logic. <em>Slime Surgeon</em> chose him for his surgical accuracy and complete lack of medical malpractice insurance. Will his bedside manner survive the grindhouse operating table?
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