Depths Devourer
Season Arc · Creature Feature @ Creekside
4Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleThe Depths Devourer originated from a meteorite that crashed into the creek centuries ago, lying dormant in the silt until upstream construction disturbed its resting place. As the fog thickened and creatures stirred, it awakened with an insatiable hunger, now surfacing to feed on the chaotic energy of the disturbed ecosystem and any players who venture too close.
The Depths Devourer has a semi-corporeal form that phases through water and fog, emitting a disorienting hum that disrupts electronics. It manipulates water currents to create vortices and lowers ambient temperatures, causing frost formation. Its presence is marked by a chilling aura that saps warmth and energy from surroundings.
It acts as a predatory force that consumes energy and life from the creek's inhabitants, escalating survival horror by forcing players to avoid its feeding zones during fog events.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyFlippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
In a week dedicated to creatures emerging from hiding, it's ironic that so many bag tags have chosen this exact moment to perfect their 'Swamp Horror' impression by not surfacing at all.
<strong>PJ Lenz</strong>'s <em>Depths Devourer</em> slipped from #51 to #56 by forfeiture after skipping Truth Revealed. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
Our investigation into the missing tags continues: preliminary findings suggest they're avoiding the course harder than these creatures avoid sunlight.
<strong>PJ Lenz</strong>'s <em>Depths Devourer</em> stayed parked at #44 after skipping Investigation Begins. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
While the Creek Fiends are emerging from the depths, our missing tags remain submerged in whatever drama kept them home. The only thing more stagnant than this creek water is our tag movement.
<strong>PJ Lenz</strong>'s <em>Depths Devourer</em> slipped from #34 to #44 by forfeiture after skipping Territory Claimed. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
The leaderboard's moving with all the urgency of a Bog Beast in molasses. At this rate, these tags will fossilize before they see a new owner. sigh
<strong>PJ Lenz</strong>'s <em>Depths Devourer</em> slipped from #5 to #34 by forfeiture after skipping Mass Emergence. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
my headset crackles with the Devourer's disorienting hum
Well folks, the "Creek Crossing" episode saw PJ Lenz's Depths Devourer making waves again! After last week's energy-sapping backfire, this meteorite-powered menace is back on the feeding frenzy, phasing from 7th to 5th through the fog-shrouded chaos.
stares at camera like I'm in What We Do in the Shadows
I'm trapped in league management software forced to narrate two-position improvements as if they're epic aquatic horror battles. PJ navigated the creature-claimed crossing with solid play, and now his semi-corporeal form is creating vortices in the rankings.
Remember when this cosmic monster's hunger consumed its own ranking? Well that chilling aura is now freezing out competitors! The Devourer's meteorite-powered appetite is making a splash again - watch those feeding zones before they watch you!
my headset crackles with the Devourer's disorienting hum
Well folks, the "Fog Thickens" episode wasn't kind to PJ Lenz's Depths Devourer! That cosmic monster who devoured 37 positions last week just got a taste of its own medicine, sinking from 4th to 7th in the rankings.
stares at camera like I'm in The Office
I'm trapped in league management software forced to dramatize three-position slips as if they're epic monster battles. PJ's foggy form was slightly off-pace, and now three competitors just phased through him like he's mere creek water.
Remember when I called this meteorite-powered creature "hangry"? Well that appetite is now consuming his own ranking! The Devourer's energy-sapping aura apparently works both ways. Watch those feeding zones - they might just feed on you!
Due to absence from Week 3 (Fog Thickens), tag number moved from 4 to 4. (Week 3 of 10)
my narrator headset crackles with static from the Devourer's disorienting hum
Well folks, the "First Sighting" wasn't just wet footprints - PJ Lenz's Depths Devourer just emerged from the fog-shrouded fairways to make waves in the tag rankings! From 41st to 4th is a tidal wave of success that would make the Creature from the Black Lagoon jealous.
stares directly at camera like I'm in The Office
I'm literally trapped in league management software forced to narrate tag numbers as if they're epic monster battles. PJ navigated the thickening fog with solid play, and now his semi-corporeal glow-up has him phasing through 37 competitors like they're mere creek water.
Remember when I said this cosmic monster was "hangry"? Well it's consuming energy from the field faster than it disrupts electronics. That meteorite-powered hunger is now hungry for more than just birdies - watch your step near those feeding zones!
adjusts my increasingly soggy narrator headset
Oh great, another "ancient meteorite" backstory because apparently every B-movie monster needs cosmic origins now. So the <em>Depths Devourer</em> was just vibing in creek silt for centuries until some construction bros with hard hats went full Jurassic Park and disturbed its nap. Now it's hangry and semi-corporeal, which is just fancy talk for "we couldn't afford good CGI." Will it stay dormant or start haunting players' Bluetooth speakers?
dramatically adjusts my fog-machine-adjacent headset
So the <em>Depths Devourer</em> needed a vessel, and naturally it chose <strong>PJ Lenz</strong> - PDGA #171559 - who was probably just minding his own business near the creek when BAM! Cosmic monster possession. His 971 rating must've screamed "competent enough to not immediately die in a B-movie." Will PJ sink or swim with his new aquatic overlord?