Pool Psycho
Creature Feature @ Creekside·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Jared Lang
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Creature Feature @ Creekside
24
#30Now
#1Best
#35Started
47Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptObsessive Creature Tracker Of The Foggy Fairways
TroubleMistaking Putts For Creature Disturbances
Diagrams On Disc Plastic
Hypervigilant Water Hazard Scout
Illegible Waterlogged Scorecards
Once a regular league participant, this player became obsessed with tracking creature patterns after witnessing the first emergence events. The mounting psychological pressure of navigating fog-shrouded rounds while avoiding territorial aquatic horrors eventually shattered their mental stability, transforming them from fellow competitor into dangerous liability.
Displays erratic behavior around all water features, compulsively mapping creature movement patterns on waterlogged scorecards covered in illegible notes. Carries makeshift tracking equipment fashioned from disc golf accessories and exhibits hypervigilant responses to any water disturbance, often mistaking normal creek sounds for creature activity. Shows signs of sleep deprivation from nighttime creature surveillance sessions.
Escalates dangerous situations by making irrational decisions during creature encounters, often attempting to approach or provoke territorial aquatic horrors despite obvious risks. Creates additional tension for other players who must now navigate both supernatural threats and unpredictable human behavior.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyIn Week 9 (Final Stand), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 10 to 6. (Week 9 of 10)
In Week 8 (Truth Revealed), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 37 to 10. (Week 8 of 10)
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
Our investigation into the missing tags continues: preliminary findings suggest they're avoiding the course harder than these creatures avoid sunlight.
<strong>Jared Lang</strong>'s <em>Pool Psycho</em> stayed parked at #24 after skipping Investigation Begins. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
The Marsh Terrors are actively claiming territory, but half our bag tags are still in witness protection. The leaderboard is starting to look like a ghost town with better fog effects.
<strong>Jared Lang</strong>'s <em>Pool Psycho</em> slipped from #1 to #24 by forfeiture after skipping Territory Claimed. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
stares directly at camera like What We Do in the Shadows while tentacles emerge from every water feature
Well folks, when the entire course became a creature feature buffet during "Mass Emergence," our resident Pool Psycho Jared Lang's irrational decisions somehow became... rational?
His chaotic energy navigating the fog-shrouded gauntlet of aquatic horrors actually worked, clawing back from #3 to reclaim the #1 throne. sighs dramatically I'm literally trapped in league software watching someone's sleep-deprived creature surveillance finally pay dividends.
His waterlogged scorecards covered in illegible Murk Dweller patterns somehow translated to navigating the glowing-eyed terrors better than anyone. The real question: has our deranged disc detective finally found his fog-navigating forehand? Or is this just temporary insanity paying off before he inevitably tries to pet a Bog Beast?
Either way, the Pool Psycho's back on top - proving sometimes the craziest approach is the right one when the entire creek's trying to eat you.
See where Jared Lang sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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