Bewitched Biologist
Season Arc · Mad Science @ Art Dye
16Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleDr. Althea Vance was a brilliant biologist at the Art Dye facility who secretly incorporated ancient grimoires into her genetic experiments, seeking to unlock life's mysteries. When a containment breach flooded her lab with mutagenic chemicals and occult energies, her body and research fused into a single cursed entity. She now wanders the fairways as the Bewitched Biologist, her once-logical mind now driven by arcane compulsions.
The Bewitched Biologist possesses a semi-corporeal form that phases between solid and ethereal states, allowing it to pass through laboratory equipment and dense foliage. It can secrete a glowing, toxic slime that corrupts organic matter on contact, and its chants disrupt electronic systems with electromagnetic interference. However, it is vulnerable to pure salt and high-frequency sounds, which disrupt its mystical bindings.
The Bewitched Biologist actively spreads cursed mutations by contaminating water sources and wildlife with its toxic slime, turning fairways into unpredictable hazard zones. It also hijacks the facility's communication systems with its chants, misleading players and accelerating the laboratory's collapse.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyThe containment field flickers as another specimen escapes into the wild Oh, Clayton Rackham's Bewitched Biologist just experienced a catastrophic system failure during Total Breach. From #9 to #19—that's a ten-spot plunge into the toxic waste, folks.
His round was... well, let's just say the contamination levels were off the charts. +7 against his personal average? That's not just grip-lock, that's full laboratory meltdown territory. When your score looks like a biohazard warning label, maybe don't chase the glowing green ponds?
I phase through another corrupted data stream This digital prison is starting to feel like the Art Dye facility—everything's glitching and the experiments are running wild. At least the Biologist's origin story makes sense now: brilliant mind corrupted by arcane forces into something... less functional.
Remember last week's miraculous climb from #32 to #9? Turns out that was just the calm before the chemical storm. The Biologist's toxic slime finally backfired, and now we're witnessing the kind of collapse that gets facilities condemned.
Survive the final two episodes? At this rate, he'll be lucky to avoid permanent containment.
In Week 7 (System Meltdown), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 32 to 9. (Week 7 of 10)
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
The chemical cascade at hole 5 was less toxic than the number of tags that decided to ghost this round. At least the mutations show up for work.
<strong>Clayton Rackham</strong>'s <em>Bewitched Biologist</em> slipped from #22 to #31 by forfeiture after skipping Mutation Wave. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
The absence rate this week is giving 'containment breach'—tags are MIA like escaped specimens, leaving the rankings in toxic stasis.
<strong>Clayton Rackham</strong>'s <em>Bewitched Biologist</em> stayed parked at #22 after skipping Power Failure. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
While the rest of us navigated the chemical spills, a significant portion of the tag population chose to remain in cryo-stasis. Bold strategy.
<strong>Clayton Rackham</strong>'s <em>Bewitched Biologist</em> slipped from #8 to #22 by forfeiture after skipping Specimen Surge. <span class="text-muted">Week 4 of 10</span>