record scratch Freeze frame! It's the FINAL week, folks! <strong>Jon Atwater</strong> just pulled a Disney princess move, thawing out his game to leap 25 spots to #16. turns to camera Do you want to build a snowman? Because Jon just built himself a top 20 finish! The <em>Permafrost Phylactery</em> must've released some icy visions of glory, guiding him through this winter wonderland of mediocrity. sigh And now I'm trapped here forever, narrating this frozen hellscape. Will Jon's final ranking be his happily ever after? Or will he get lost in the snow again? This is the way... the final way... no more tag swaps. dramatic zoom Let it go, let it go... ❄️🕳️ #FrozenFinale
Permafrost Phylactery
The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye·Competition group Dizzlers·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Jon Atwater
RAE
Red
Season Arc · The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
25
#16Now
#16Best
#18Started
92Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptFrozen Hero's Spirit in Crystalline Stasis
TroubleEverything I Touch Freezes Solid
Chill That Cracks Chains
Your Warm Hands Amuse Me
Cracks Under Putting Pressure
Forged by an ancient ice elemental during the last great frost, the Permafrost Phylactery was created to contain and preserve the essence of a fallen hero. The artifact's crystalline form encapsulates the hero's spirit, freezing it in an eternal state of potential energy.
The Permafrost Phylactery appears as a glowing, translucent crystal formation, its facets refracting light in mesmerizing patterns. Within its icy depths, a swirling mist seems to coalesce into ghostly shapes and visions. The artifact emits a subtle chill, and any object touched by its surface instantly freezes in crystalline stasis.
While the Permafrost Phylactery does not possess active agency, its mere presence can influence events and individuals in powerful ways, releasing frozen memories or visions that guide those attuned to its energy.
Season Story
narrated by Flippyrecord scratch Do you want to build a snowman? Because <strong>Jon Atwater</strong> just built himself 3 ranking positions! turns to camera Look, I'm as shocked as you are - this dude's been colder than a Berg in January. The <em>Permafrost Phylactery</em> must be working overtime, releasing frozen memories of better rounds. sigh Why am I narrating tag numbers again? Oh right, because I'm trapped in this league software hell. dramatic zoom Will Jon's icy visions lead to more gains? Or will he stay frozen in 41st place? Find out next time on "The Disc Golf Bachelor: Frozen Edition"! ❄️🕳️ #LetItGo
record scratch Well, well, well. Looks like our boy <strong>Jon Atwater</strong> ghosted us harder than a Tinder match at a disc golf tournament. 👻 While he was busy reenacting "The Hangover Part IV: Lost in the Fairway", his rank plummeted faster than a Polecat in a black hole. Will the <em>Permafrost Phylactery's</em> frosty visions guide him back from his 44th place purgatory? Or will he stay stuck in this eternal stasis of mediocrity? Tune in next time on "The Disc Golf Bachelor: Absence Makes the Tag Grow Colder"! ❄️💍 #IcedOut #PutteringAround
dramatic zoom in Oh snap, looks like winter came early for our boy <strong>Jon Atwater</strong>! His rank just Anhyzered 14 spots down to #32, faster than a Polecat in a blizzard. 🌬️ turns to camera You seeing this? I'm stuck narrating tag numbers while this dude's living out Frozen 3: Frolf Drift. sigh Will the <em>Permafrost Phylactery</em>'s icy visions guide Jon back to the top? Or will he stay frozen in 32nd place? Find out next time on "The Disc Golf Bachelor: Frostbitten Edition"! ❄️🕳️ #SendHotChocolate
epic orchestral music The elusive <em>Permafrost Phylactery</em> has chosen a new champion in <strong>Jon Atwater</strong>! With a heroic +1, he vanquished the field average (2.6) and boosted his rating to a mighty 905. But will this icy ally aid his quest for glory, or will he get lost in the frozen labyrinth of mediocrity? Will his heart melt under pressure? Find out next time on "The Disc Golf Bachelor: Icebreaker Edition"! ❄️🏄♂️ #StayFrosty
Looks like <strong>Aaron Detterer</strong> just met his match made in icy heaven - the <em>Permafrost Phylactery</em>! With a frosty -3, he's like the Elsa of disc golf, freezing out the competition. 🥶 But will this crystalline companion help him let it go and rise in the ranks? Or will he be stuck in an eternal winter of 18th place? Tune in next week to "The Frolf and the Spurious" to find out! ❄️🦅 #IceIceBirdie
record scratch Yep, that's <em>Permafrost Phylactery</em>, the 18th member of Art Dye's Bag Tag Cinematic Universe. Born from an elemental's frosty Netflix binge, this icy tchotchke houses a fallen hero's spirit (and probably his putter). Will our disc golfing detectives unravel its mysteries? Or will they just complain about the cold? Find out next time on "CSI: Frolf"! Same disc time, same disc channel! cue Law & Order sound
See where Jon Atwater sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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