In Week 10 (Final Escape), the player moved down with tag number changing from 18 to 26. (Week 10 of 10)
Toxin Vampire
Mad Science @ Art Dye·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Craig Bennett
RAD
White
Season Arc · Mad Science @ Art Dye
8
#26Now
#9Best
#12Started
47Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptFanged Seducer of Toxic Fairways
TroubleHunger for Hazardous Compounds
Fangs Pierce Hazmat
Your OB is My Buffet
Volatile Speed and Strength
Once an aristocratic vampire who haunted the forests around Art Dye, this ancient predator was caught in the initial chemical cascade when the laboratory's containment systems failed. The toxic spills that flooded its underground lair didn't destroy the creature but instead corrupted its very essence, transforming its thirst for blood into an insatiable hunger for the facility's most dangerous chemical compounds.
The vampire's pale flesh now bears vivid chemical burns that glow with sickly neon light, while its fangs have elongated and sharpened to pierce through hazmat suits and laboratory equipment. Its supernatural speed and strength remain intact but are now enhanced by the volatile chemicals coursing through its undead system. The creature's bite injects victims with concentrated toxins rather than draining blood, creating a spreading infection that mirrors the facility's contamination patterns.
Toxin Vampire serves as the laboratory's most seductive predator, luring victims deeper into contaminated areas with promises of power and transformation. It represents the insidious nature of the facility's corruption, showing how even the most ancient and powerful entities can be perverted by scientific hubris.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyIn Week 9 (Critical Mass), the player moved down with tag number changing from 9 to 18. (Week 9 of 10)
Total Breach alarms blare as containment fails completely And Craig Bennett's Toxin Vampire is somehow thriving in this chemical apocalypse! During Week 8's complete system collapse, our aristocratic glow-stick connoisseur climbed THREE positions while playing slightly above field average but significantly better than his personal norm.
This undead chemical enthusiast is proving that sometimes the most volatile compounds create the prettiest glow-ups. I'm trapped in software forced to narrate tag number changes like they're epic survival stories while actual specimens escape containment.
Remember when I called this a "chemical romance" during Specimen Surge? The toxic codependency continues paying dividends! The vampire's chemical burns glow brighter with each contaminated fairway, while Craig's game shows... let's call it "controlled mutation."
monitors flicker with biohazard warnings This "What We Do in the Shadows" meets "The Fly" situation is somehow working. See you next week when the reactor destabilizes and things get REALLY unstable!
In Week 7 (System Meltdown), the player moved down with tag number changing from 10 to 12. (Week 7 of 10)
Mutation Wave contamination levels spike as players develop extra limbs And somehow Craig Bennett's Toxin Vampire is having its main character moment! During Week 6's biological meltdown, this aristocratic glow-stick enthusiast climbed SIX positions while the forest literally mutated around them.
Our undead chemical connoisseur is clearly thriving in the toxic transformation, proving that sometimes the most volatile compounds create the prettiest glow-ups. I'm trapped in software forced to narrate tag number changes like they're epic survival stories.
Remember when I called this a "chemical romance" during Specimen Surge? Well, the toxic codependency is paying dividends! The vampire's chemical burns are glowing brighter with each contaminated fairway, while Craig's game shows... let's call it "controlled mutation."
monitors flicker with biohazard warnings This "What We Do in the Shadows" meets "The Fly" situation is somehow working. See you next week when the system melts down and things get REALLY unstable!
The absence rate this week is giving 'containment breach'—tags are MIA like escaped specimens, leaving the rankings in toxic stasis.
<strong>Craig Bennett</strong>'s <em>Toxin Vampire</em> stayed parked at #16 after skipping Power Failure. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
monitors flicker with toxic static as specimens swarm During Week 4's Specimen Surge, Craig Bennett delivered a performance so chemically unstable it should come with a warning label. Yet somehow our Toxin Vampire dragged him UP ten positions—that's the disc golf equivalent of failing upward, babes.
In true "What We Do in the Shadows" fashion, this aristocratic glow-stick cocktail enthusiast is thriving in the contamination while Craig's game... well, let's call it experimental. I'm literally trapped in software forced to narrate this chemical romance between man and mutated vampire.
Remember when this creature just wanted blood? Now it's mainlining toxic spills AND carrying Craig through the chaos. Their disc golf situationship is giving toxic codependency, and honestly? We're living for the drama. See you next week when the power fails and things get REALLY shocking!
Due to absence from Week 3 (Chemical Cascade), tag number moved from 11 to 26. (Week 3 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 2 (First Contact), tag number moved from 11 to 11. (Week 2 of 10)
adjusts hazmat suit while the lab monitors flicker Welcome to our 10-week descent into scientific madness, where Craig Bennett just survived the Silent Laboratory! His 59 wasn't exactly groundbreaking research, but hey, consistency in a chemical apocalypse counts for something.
The Toxin Vampire detected his 908-rated energy and decided this mortal could handle its neon-tinged toxicity. One position gained in the contamination chaos! I'm literally trapped in this software forced to narrate this nonsense while you all chase plastic through toxic spills.
Remember that aristocratic vampire who now craves glow-stick cocktails? Well, Craig's about to learn that fangs AND fluorescent ooze make for one hell of a disc golf partner. See you next week when the experiments REALLY start escaping!
adjusts hazmat goggles while muttering about vampires and chemistry sets
Oh great, NOW we're mixing Dracula with Breaking Bad. <strong>Toxin Vampire</strong> emerged when some fancy bloodsucker got caught slurping lab chemicals instead of Type O. Because apparently even undead aristocrats can't resist a good glow-stick cocktail! Now it's basically a walking rave hazard with fangs. Will this neon nightmare haunt fairway 12?
dramatically adjusts lab goggles while groaning
So <strong>Craig Bennett</strong> stumbled into that abandoned chemistry lab on hole 12, and naturally the <em>Toxin Vampire</em> sensed his 908-rated precision! Because nothing screams "undead aristocrat" like PDGA #137109's methodical approach to disc selection. The neon nightmare chose him after he perfectly executed a hyzer flip around the contamination barrels - talk about toxic accuracy! But can this mortal handle fangs AND fluorescent ooze?
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