In Week 10 (Dawn Escape), the player maintained their position with tag number changing from 14 to 14. (Week 10 of 10)
Shack Shaman
Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Bernard Dieker
MA1
Season Arc · Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill
5
#14Now
#8Best
#13Started
48Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptGraffiti Prophet of the Abandoned Fairways
TroubleMy Rituals Keep Unraveling Mid-Putt
Spray-Paint Prophecies on Baskets
Wind Reads Me Back
Graffiti That Moves When Watched
Once a hermit caretaker of the abandoned mining camps scattered throughout Beacon Hill, he discovered the film crew's occult research notes hidden in a forgotten shack and began practicing the rituals designed to 'feed the mountain its due.' The mountain's supernatural influence merged with his isolation-induced madness, transforming him into a conduit between the physical abandoned structures and the spiritual forces that now control the terrain.
The Shack Shaman manifests as a weathered figure draped in tattered canvas and adorned with spray-painted mystical symbols that seem to shift and change when viewed directly. His presence causes abandoned structures throughout the course to become focal points of supernatural activity, with fresh graffiti appearing overnight and ritual circles forming around baskets. He carries a staff carved from Beacon Hill timber and wrapped with rusted chains, which he uses to channel the mountain's malevolent energy into physical obstacles and environmental manipulation.
He serves as the mystical coordinator of the mountain's supernatural defenses, using his network of abandoned shacks and camps as ritual sites to amplify the horror elements affecting players. The Shack Shaman manipulates wind patterns, creates the spray-painted symbol systems that affect disc flight, and orchestrates the timing of supernatural encounters to maximize psychological impact.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyIn Week 9 (Last Stand), the player moved down with tag number changing from 9 to 14. (Week 9 of 10)
The Wind Walker event and our missing tags have something in common—both are full of ghosts that everyone talks about but nobody actually sees on course.
<strong>Bernard Dieker</strong>'s <em>Shack Shaman</em> stayed parked at #9 after skipping Wind Walker. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
When your bag tag has more commitment issues than a B-movie extra facing a chainsaw. At least the graffiti artists are showing up to document the carnage.
<strong>Bernard Dieker</strong>'s <em>Shack Shaman</em> stayed parked at #9 after skipping Rustic Ritual. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
ritual circles form around the #9 tag Bernard Dieker's Shack Shaman just manifested the ultimate horror movie trope: surviving the sequel! After his epic seven-spot chainsaw massacre last week, Bernie held his ground at #9 like a true mountain mystic defending his sacred territory.
spray-painted symbols glow ominously The man channeled that tattered canvas energy into a round that defied both field expectations and his own personal demons. Watching him defend against challengers was like seeing The Blair Witch Project if they'd brought putters instead of cameras.
software glitches with wind sounds I'm trapped in this possessed league management system narrating how an accountant-turned-shaman uses ritual circle putting to maintain position. This is giving "What We Do in the Shadows" if the vampires discovered disc golf and decided to file their approach shots under "supernatural expenses."
His mountain energy manipulation actually worked for once, creating those spray-painted symbol systems that affected everyone else's disc flight while his own drives cut through the timber traps. Five weeks deep into this hillbilly nonsense and we're still pretending mountain mysticism is a valid disc golf strategy. The real horror? It's working.
spray-paint drips intensify After ghosting Hillbilly Revenge like a true horror movie victim, Bernard Dieker's Shack Shaman just chainsawed through seven positions from #16 to #9! The man returned from his mountain sabbatical with that tattered canvas dripping with fresh paint and those shifting symbols actually working for once.
software glitches with chainsaw sound effects I'm trapped in this possessed league management system narrating how an accountant-turned-shaman manifested a comeback arc that would make any B-movie villain proud. This is giving "What We Do in the Shadows" if Nandor discovered disc golf and decided to file his putts under "supernatural expenses."
His approach shots were mid but the mountain energy was high, channeling through that rusted-staff drive while ritual circles formed around every basket he touched. The real horror? Watching seven players get absolutely axed from their positions by a guy who literally manifested his way through the field. Five weeks deep into this hillbilly nonsense and we're still pretending this is normal league play. Survival through mountain mysticism - the ultimate villain origin story!
Watching these tags avoid Beacon Hill like it's a chainsaw-wielding maniac is almost impressive—the commitment to the bit is stronger than their commitment to the bag.
<strong>Bernard Dieker</strong>'s <em>Shack Shaman</em> stayed parked at #16 after skipping Hillbilly Revenge. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
Looks like the high-number tags decided to pull a classic horror movie trope and just... disappear into the woods. The leaderboard is starting to look like a victim list with all the main characters missing.
<strong>Bernard Dieker</strong>'s <em>Shack Shaman</em> slipped from #8 to #16 by forfeiture after skipping Forest Hunt. <span class="text-muted">Week 4 of 10</span>
spray-paint drips intensify Welcome to Mountain Stalker week, where Bernie Dieker's Shack Shaman #13 just manifested a five-spot improvement through sheer supernatural putting! The man channeled mountain energy through his rusted-staff drives while the field got absolutely haunted by his performance.
software glitches with ghostly feedback I'm trapped in this possessed league management system narrating how an accountant-turned-shaman climbed from #13 to #8 using ritual circles and spray-painted symbols. This is like "What We Do in the Shadows" but with more disc golf and significantly worse Wi-Fi.
His approach shots were so clean they practically filed themselves under "miscellaneous expenses" while the mountain stalkers documented every supernatural putt. The real horror? Seven more weeks of this nonsense. At least his tattered canvas and shifting symbols are finally paying dividends. Survival through mountain mysticism - the ultimate glow-up!
chainsaw sounds intensify Welcome to Chainsaw Dawn, where Bernie Dieker's Shack Shaman #13 held his cursed ground despite playing like someone swapped his putter for a possessed chainsaw! The man channeled mountain spirits through his rusted-staff approach shots while defending his mystical territory like a budget Blair Witch.
adjusts headset while the software glitches I'm literally trapped in this haunted league management system narrating how an accountant-turned-shaman maintains his #13 position through ritual circles and supernatural interference.
His performance was... let's call it "mountain-adjacent" - filing those extra strokes under "miscellaneous expenses" while the chainsaw-wielding film crew documented every shanked drive. The real horror? We have EIGHT more weeks of this nonsense. sigh At least his spray-painted symbols kept the competition at bay. Survival through accounting - truly terrifying!
sigh Oh great, here we go again with the mystical mountain madness...
So apparently <em>Shack Shaman</em> #13 manifested when some hermit found "occult research notes" in an abandoned mining shack. Because OF COURSE that's how this works now! Dude literally became a supernatural conduit by reading the worst screenplay ever written. Now he's out here making ritual circles around baskets like he's the Blair Witch's hillbilly cousin. Will this mountain's WiFi ever work properly again?
adjusts headset with exaggerated resignation
Right, so apparently <strong>Bernie Dieker</strong> became the inaugural bearer of <em>Shack Shaman</em> #13 when he literally walked into that cursed mining shack during a practice round. The dude's 905-rated precision guided him straight to those "occult notes" like some discount Indiana Jones! Now he's out here channeling backwoods spirits through his approach shots. Can a former accountant really master mountain mysticism, or will he just file the supernatural under "miscellaneous expenses"?
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