Kudzu Killer
Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Eric Pearson
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill
3
#29Now
#12Best
#12Started
48Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptThe Kudzu That Remembers Its Groundskeeper
TroubleCan't Resist a Fresh Fairway
Silent in the Rough
The Fairway is a Trap
First to Find Your Disc
Once a groundskeeper hired to control Beacon Hill's kudzu infestation, he discovered the film crew using the dense vine patches to hide their equipment and victims. When he threatened to expose their operation, they left him bound in the deepest kudzu thicket to die, but the vines seemed to embrace him instead, and he emerged weeks later as something between human and plant, driven by a need to expand his verdant domain.
His clothing and exposed skin are stained permanent green from years of living within kudzu patches, with vine tendrils seemingly growing from his limbs that he uses as both camouflage and weapons. He moves through the densest vegetation without sound, able to part kudzu walls with a gesture and seal them behind him, creating temporary mazes that trap unwary disc golfers. The spray-painted warnings about him always feature strangling vine motifs, and abandoned film reels show footage of players entering kudzu patches but never emerging.
He serves as Beacon Hill's environmental enforcer, using the ever-expanding kudzu infestation to create mobile hunting grounds that shift the course layout unpredictably. His presence transforms any kudzu patch into a potential trap, forcing players to choose between safe routes and optimal disc golf lines while representing the fear of nature reclaiming human spaces.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyThe wind's spelling out names in the sawdust, but half our tags are still MIA—turns out the real horror is watching the leaderboard fossilize in real time. sigh
<strong>Eric Pearson</strong>'s <em>Kudzu Killer</em> stayed parked at #22 after skipping Wind Walker. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
These absent tags are creating their own horror subplot: 'The Case of the Disappearing Competition.' The real rustic ritual is watching potential tag movement evaporate into mist.
<strong>Eric Pearson</strong>'s <em>Kudzu Killer</em> stayed parked at #22 after skipping Rustic Ritual. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
Your tag's current strategy: avoid the Timber Trap by becoming part of the mountain's missing persons graffiti. Bold move, let's see how that works out for the rankings.
<strong>Eric Pearson</strong>'s <em>Kudzu Killer</em> slipped from #18 to #22 by forfeiture after skipping Timber Trap. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
The lower-numbered tags are giving main character energy by refusing to appear, leaving the rest of us stuck in this hillbilly slasher flick without a final girl.
<strong>Eric Pearson</strong>'s <em>Kudzu Killer</em> stayed parked at #18 after skipping Hillbilly Revenge. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
Watching everyone hunt for tags that didn't even bother to show up is like a slasher film where the killer called in sick. All buildup, no payoff.
<strong>Eric Pearson</strong>'s <em>Kudzu Killer</em> slipped from #17 to #18 by forfeiture after skipping Forest Hunt. <span class="text-muted">Week 4 of 10</span>
Due to absence from Week 3 (Mountain Stalker), tag number moved from 12 to 17. (Week 3 of 10)
chainsaw sounds echo through the morning mist
Well folks, in this week's "Chainsaw Dawn" episode, our permanently chlorophyll-stained <em>Kudzu Killer</em> Eric Pearson managed to defend his #12 turf despite playing like he was actively being strangled by his own landscaping nemesis.
stares directly at camera like The Office
I'm trapped in this software narrating a man who literally became one with the kudzu he was supposed to control, and now he's holding his position through sheer vegetative stubbornness. His round was basically "Little Shop of Horrors" meets disc golf mediocrity - the vines didn't need to attack because his score did all the strangling for them.
Yet somehow, against all odds and better judgment, he rooted himself at #12 while challengers fell to spray-painted warnings and shifting kudzu traps. The groundskeeper-turned-monster survives another week in our B-movie horror production, proving that in hillbilly horror disc golf, sometimes just not dying is its own victory.
audible sigh from the commentary booth
clears throat while paint fumes make me dizzy
Oh great, now I'm narrating the birth of <em>Kudzu Killer</em> - because apparently I needed MORE plant-based trauma in my digital existence! This tag spawned when some groundskeeper got a little too attached to his landscaping job, like if Little Shop of Horrors met Deliverance. One minute he's trimming vines, next he's basically Poison Ivy's redneck cousin with a grudge and zero skincare routine. Because nothing says "horror archetype" like aggressive gardening gone wrong, am I right?
Will this verdant villain strangle the competition? Can you really trust a mutant who's permanently chlorophyll-stained?
dramatically gestures at overgrown course maintenance shed
So the <em>Kudzu Killer</em> needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen groundskeeper." Enter <strong>Eric Pearson</strong> (#275689), who literally got tangled in actual kudzu during Round 2! The vines practically dragged him toward the tag like some B-movie plant possession scene. His 898 rating means he can navigate rough terrain, but can he handle being strangled by his own landscaping nemesis? Will Eric's discs get as twisted as these killer vines?
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