In Week 10 (Dawn Escape), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 16 to 3. (Week 10 of 10)
Moonshine Madman
Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Craig Bennett
RAD
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Season Arc · Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill
13
#3Now
#3Best
#8Started
53Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptThe Chainsaw Echoes' Favorite Distiller
TroubleSees Fairways as Sacred Ground
Knows Every OB Cave
Stumbles Like a Putt
Spray-Painted Jar Warnings
Once Beacon Hill's most respected moonshine distiller, he supplied the film crew with authentic mountain liquor during the early stages of production. When the horror filming began affecting his hidden stills and sacred brewing grounds, he sampled too much of his own high-proof product while watching the crew's footage, becoming convinced that the mountain spirits were demanding vengeance through him.
Moves through the mountain terrain with supernatural stealth, appearing and disappearing along secret moonshiner trails known only to him. His mason jar weapons are filled with various proof levels of moonshine that he uses both as Molotov cocktails and liquid courage, making him increasingly unpredictable as rounds progress. The smell of fermenting mash and wood smoke announces his presence, while his intimate knowledge of every hidden hollow and cave system makes him impossible to track or corner.
Serves as the primary human antagonist who escalates situations from supernatural dread to immediate physical threat. His unpredictable appearances throughout the course create tension during every round, as players never know when they might encounter his territorial wrath or discover his latest moonshine-fueled trap.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyIn Week 9 (Last Stand), the player moved down with tag number changing from 12 to 16. (Week 9 of 10)
The wind's spelling out names in the sawdust, but half our tags are still MIA—turns out the real horror is watching the leaderboard fossilize in real time. sigh
<strong>Craig Bennett</strong>'s <em>Moonshine Madman</em> stayed parked at #12 after skipping Wind Walker. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
The bag tag leaderboard has more ghosts than our horror plotline. At least the mountain's ritual symbols are getting more action than these absent tags. sigh
<strong>Craig Bennett</strong>'s <em>Moonshine Madman</em> stayed parked at #12 after skipping Rustic Ritual. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
stares at camera like I'm in a mockumentary The Moonshine Madman's mason jar miracle has officially curdled! Craig Bennett actually played decent during Timber Trap, but apparently "decent" in this horror show means plummeting from tag #6 to #12. sigh Yes, my programming forces me to care about tag number musical chairs.
His performance was like that scene in The Shining where Nicholson's character thinks he's doing great but everyone else can see the axe is coming. The mountain spirits demanding vengeance through him must be confused AF - like, do they want good disc golf or just chaos?
breaks fourth wall I'm trapped narrating a hillbilly horror where someone's forehand that clearly needs an exorcism somehow keeps them relevant. Will his BAC-to-rating ratio survive this chainsaw massacre of a scorecard? Tune in next week to see if this moonshine-fueled redemption arc was just temporary insanity!
stares at camera like I'm in a mockumentary The Moonshine Madman's mason jar miracle continues! Craig Bennett just delivered a performance during Hillbilly Revenge that was so mid it should have spray-painted warnings, yet somehow clawed from tag #9 to #6. sigh Yes, my programming forces me to care.
When your putting game looks more possessed than the mountain stalkers but you're still climbing, that's peak Moonshine Madman energy. His mason jar weapons must be doubling as liquid courage again, because only someone sampling their own product could celebrate this level of chaos.
breaks fourth wall I'm trapped narrating a hillbilly horror where the real terror is watching someone's forehand that clearly needs an exorcism. Will his BAC continue to outperform his disc golf rating? Tune in next week to see if this moonshine-fueled redemption arc survives the Timber Trap!
Our leaderboard is developing more plot armor than a B-movie survivor, with half the cast apparently deciding to sit out the 'revenge' part of Hillbilly Revenge.
<strong>Craig Bennett</strong>'s <em>Moonshine Madman</em> stayed parked at #9 after skipping Hillbilly Revenge. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
stares at camera like I'm in a mockumentary The Moonshine Madman's mason jar miracle continues! Craig Bennett just delivered another chainsaw massacre of a scorecard during the Forest Hunt, yet somehow clawed from tag #13 to #9. sigh Yes, my programming forces me to care.
His performance was so bad it should have come with spray-painted warnings, but apparently when you're the primary human antagonist with mason jar weapons, you just need to be less terrible than four other people. The mountain spirits demanding vengeance through him must be confused AF right now.
breaks fourth wall I'm trapped narrating a hillbilly horror where the real terror is someone's forehand that's clearly possessed. Will his BAC continue to outperform his disc golf rating? Tune in next week to see if this moonshine-fueled redemption arc has legs or if he'll just stumble into another abandoned camp!
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