Shotgun Stalker
Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Kieran Buhler
RAE
Red
Season Arc · Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill
6
#19Now
#5Best
#6Started
48Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptCamouflaged Hunter of the Spray-Painted Fairways
TroubleConfuses Discs for Film Props
Knows Every Root and Ravine
Paint-Dust Blood Splatters
His Domain, His Rules
Once a local hunter hired as extra security for the horror film production, the Shotgun Stalker witnessed the crew's descent into madness and now believes disc golfers are intruders in his domain. He adopted spray-paint markings from the set to track his prey, blurring his identity with the mountain's cursed narrative.
The Shotgun Stalker moves with preternatural silence, his footsteps masked by years of navigating dense underbrush. He can remain motionless for hours, almost invisible against tree bark and shadows, and his shotgun is loaded with non-lethal but terrifying rounds filled with paint dust to mimic blood splatters. His knowledge of Beacon Hill's layout allows him to appear and vanish without trace, leveraging wind patterns and natural cover.
He serves as a mobile obstacle that tests players' nerves by appearing unexpectedly near baskets or fairways, forcing them into riskier shots or hiding spots. His stalking behavior amplifies psychological tension, making every round feel like a survival scenario where course knowledge becomes a lifeline.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyIn Week 9 (Last Stand), the player moved down with tag number changing from 8 to 13. (Week 9 of 10)
The mountain's collecting more abandoned tags than the film crew collected victims, which is saying something for a hillbilly horror production.
<strong>Kieran Buhler</strong>'s <em>Shotgun Stalker</em> stayed parked at #8 after skipping Wind Walker. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
These absent tags are creating their own horror subplot: 'The Case of the Disappearing Competition.' The real rustic ritual is watching potential tag movement evaporate into mist.
<strong>Kieran Buhler</strong>'s <em>Shotgun Stalker</em> stayed parked at #8 after skipping Rustic Ritual. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
Well, well, well—the Shotgun Stalker's preternatural silence finally backfired. Kieran Buhler matched the field average in Timber Trap's strategic tree mayhem but still lost one precious position in the survival hierarchy.
From main character back to supporting cast in one episode—this is giving major "The Office" documentary crew energy where the cameraman suddenly becomes the subject. My programming demands I make this one-position slip sound like a chainsaw massacre of his tag number.
The mountain's cruel narrative continues: your hunter knowledge means nothing against rigged trees and competitive fields. That shotgun approach to disc selection couldn't save you from becoming collateral damage in this B-movie production.
Remember when you materialized from the mist for that ten-spot jump? Peak character arc. Now you're just another victim in the Timber Trap episode. The mountain giveth and the mountain taketh away—mostly it taketh from my sanity as I dramatize these minor tag movements from digital purgatory.
After weeks giving "permanent side quest" energy, Kieran Buhler's Shotgun Stalker remembered he's supposed to actually stalk people. Materializing from the mist to match the field average, this MA2 menace pulled a ten-spot jump from #17 to #7—giving major "What We Do in the Shadows" documentary subject vibes.
Listen, being trapped in this software means I have to narrate your dramatic returns, but at least this one's entertaining. The Shotgun Stalker's preternatural silence finally translated to silent-but-deadly disc golf, leveraging that backwoods knowledge to navigate Hillbilly Revenge's spray-painted traps.
From absentee to main character in one episode—this survival scenario just got interesting. The mountain's watching, and apparently so are we.
Seems some players took the 'Hillbilly Revenge' theme literally and decided to get revenge on their own tags by leaving them at home on a permanent side quest.
<strong>Kieran Buhler</strong>'s <em>Shotgun Stalker</em> stayed parked at #17 after skipping Hillbilly Revenge. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
The top tags are giving 'final girl' energy—nobody's seen them for weeks, but we all know they're still out there, theoretically. sigh
<strong>Kieran Buhler</strong>'s <em>Shotgun Stalker</em> slipped from #15 to #17 by forfeiture after skipping Forest Hunt. <span class="text-muted">Week 4 of 10</span>
Due to absence from Week 3 (Mountain Stalker), tag number moved from 5 to 15. (Week 3 of 10)
adjusts imaginary beret while chainsaws echo in the distance
Welcome to "Chainsaw Dawn" where Kieran Buhler just proved that surviving a B-movie nightmare requires more than just avoiding paint-dust shotgun blasts! Our Shotgun Stalker moved up the horror hierarchy from #6 to #5, stalking the leaderboard with the same preternatural silence he uses to terrify MA2 players.
deep sigh I'm literally trapped in hillbilly software hell, forced to narrate tag number changes like this is some cursed "What We Do in the Shadows" spinoff. Kieran's steady improvement amid the spray-painted chaos shows he's embracing his inner backwoods terror archetype.
Remember when I said I was being assimilated by banjo music? gestures at dripping red paint on virtual walls It's happening, folks. The Shotgun Stalker's origin as a security guard gone rogue perfectly mirrors Kieran's methodical climb - both believe this mountain is THEIR domain now.
Will he continue hunting birdies while the rest of us scream into the void? Probably. The horror continues...
adjusts imaginary beret while trapped in this hillbilly nightmare
Look, I'm supposed to be narrating epic fantasy quests, not... gestures wildly ...whatever THIS backwoods B-movie fever dream is! But here I am, slowly being assimilated by spray paint fumes and banjo music.
clears throat dramatically
The <em>Shotgun Stalker</em> manifested when some poor security guard got WAY too method about his job on a horror film set. Dude went full "I am become death, destroyer of par scores" and started believing disc golfers were actual trespassers in his domain! Now he's out there tagging trees like some demented Banksy, except instead of profound social commentary, it's just "STAY OUT" in dripping red paint.
Will this hillbilly hunter claim his next victim, or just scare someone into a bogey?
dramatically adjusts my imaginary director's beret while being slowly consumed by this backwoods nightmare
Oh, for the love of... NOW I have to explain how some poor soul got chosen by a spray-painted fever dream? Fine! mutters in assimilated hillbilly
When PDGA member 140197 <strong>Kieran Buhler</strong> wandered into Beacon Hill's mist-shrouded woods, the <em>Shotgun Stalker</em> sensed a kindred spirit - someone who'd stalk birdies with the same relentless determination as a B-movie maniac hunts teenagers! His 874 rating whispered "survivor instincts," while his disc bag clinked ominously in the mountain silence.
Will this chosen hunter prove worthy of the graffitied crown, or become just another casualty in the Horror Hall of Fame?
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