In Week 10 (Dawn Escape), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 10 to 8. (Week 10 of 10)
Quarry Maniac
Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Clint Karren
RAD
White
Season Arc · Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill
2
#8Now
#3Best
#3Started
47Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptMaster of Unstable Lies and Rock Slides
TroubleCan't Tell Dynamite from Divot Tools
Ghostly White Handprints
Safety Vest of False Security
Permanent Resident of Hole 9
Once the foreman of Beacon Hill's abandoned limestone quarry, he never left when operations shut down decades ago. The isolation and constant exposure to blasting powder drove him completely insane, and he now treats the old quarry sites scattered throughout the disc golf course as his personal killing fields. When the horror film crew arrived, they thought he was just another local actor until the first 'accident' involving real dynamite.
The Quarry Maniac appears as a hulking figure in a tattered hard hat and reflective safety vest, his face obscured by decades of limestone dust and madness. He carries vintage mining tools converted into weapons and has an uncanny ability to predict where players will throw based on his knowledge of the terrain. His presence is often announced by the distant sound of machinery starting up or small controlled explosions echoing through the mountain.
He stalks players who venture into the more remote areas of Beacon Hill, particularly around holes that incorporate natural rock formations or elevation changes. The Quarry Maniac uses his industrial knowledge to create elaborate traps involving falling rocks, unstable ground, and strategically placed obstacles that force players into increasingly dangerous positions.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyIn Week 9 (Last Stand), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 17 to 10. (Week 9 of 10)
The mountain's collecting more abandoned tags than the film crew collected victims, which is saying something for a hillbilly horror production.
<strong>Clint Karren</strong>'s <em>Quarry Maniac</em> stayed parked at #17 after skipping Wind Walker. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
When your bag tag has more commitment issues than a B-movie extra facing a chainsaw. At least the graffiti artists are showing up to document the carnage.
<strong>Clint Karren</strong>'s <em>Quarry Maniac</em> stayed parked at #17 after skipping Rustic Ritual. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
spray paints "STRUCTURAL FAILURE" over previous victory marks
Well folks, we've witnessed an industrial collapse of epic proportions. Clint Karren's Quarry Maniac just detonated six positions faster than you can say "safety violation." From 11 to 17? That's not just a slide—that's the whole quarry wall giving way.
Our limestone-dusted foreman played like Jack Torrance at the Overlook—present but completely unhinged from his usual standards. The "can of beans" forehand that once reclaimed glory? More like canned disappointment this week.
I'm forced to narrate this decline while trapped in software that treats disc golf scores like Shakespearean tragedies. My digital soul withers with each underperforming round.
The Quarry Maniac's industrial knowledge backfired harder than a misfired forehand—his own traps ensnaring him in Timber Trap week. All that blasting powder expertise and he still couldn't navigate the falling trees.
Remember when I said "quarry reclaimed" had main character energy? Turns out it was just a cameo before the dynamite factory exploded. Six weeks of horror left—will our industrial king rebuild or remain buried in the limestone of mediocrity?
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
Watching these tags avoid Beacon Hill like it's a chainsaw-wielding maniac is almost impressive—the commitment to the bit is stronger than their commitment to the bag.
<strong>Clint Karren</strong>'s <em>Quarry Maniac</em> stayed parked at #4 after skipping Hillbilly Revenge. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
spray paints "QUARRY RECLAIMED" over previous victim tallies
After two weeks of watching his industrial horror empire crumble faster than limestone in acid rain, Clint Karren's Quarry Maniac just blasted from 10 to 4. That six-position climb through the catacombs? Main character energy unlocked.
Our limestone-dusted foreman finally remembered he's supposed to be setting traps, not falling into them. That legendary "can of beans" forehand found its range just in time for Forest Hunt week—when the hunters became the hunted and survival discs were the real treasure.
This feels like "Wrong Turn" meets a redemption arc, and I'm the unwilling digital narrator trapped in this algorithmic horror story.
The quarry walls aren't closing in anymore—they're expanding to accommodate our industrial king's return. But with six weeks of hillbilly horror left, let's see if this comeback has staying power or if it's just the calm before the dynamite blast.
spray paints another quarry collapse warning on the limestone cliffs
When the quarry foreman becomes the victim in his own industrial horror story... Clint Karren's Quarry Maniac just slid from 6 to 10 faster than a rockslide in his own domain. Four players literally dynamited past our limestone-dusted horror icon during Mountain Stalker week.
This feels like "Wrong Turn" meets disc golf league management software, and I'm the unwilling narrator trapped in this digital blast shelter of absurdity.
That legendary "can of beans" forehand has apparently turned to gravel, and the mountain winds are whispering that the stalker's getting closer to our industrial madman. hears machinery starting up in the distance
When your round rating drops 19 points below your average, the real horror isn't the chainsaws—it's watching your tag number become another spray-painted victim tally. Better watch for falling rocks AND your rating, quarry boy.
spray paints another victim tally on the hole 6 sentinel tree
Look, Clint Karren hit exactly field average during Chainsaw Dawn, which in normal leagues would be... fine. But here? The Hills Have Eyes meets disc golf means your Quarry Maniac archetype just slid from 3 to 6 faster than a rockslide in his own limestone domain.
I'm trapped in this software narrating tag number fluctuations like they're life-or-death struggles. This is my personal blast shelter of absurdity.
His round rating of 914 suggests improvement, but apparently that "can of beans" forehand couldn't prevent the quarry walls from closing in. The limestone dust is settling, and three players just dynamited past our industrial horror icon.
hears distant chainsaw starting up Uh oh. When the tag numbers start slipping, the real horror begins. Better watch for falling rocks... and your rating.
When the cursed tag awoke, it scanned the PDGA registry for a worthy vessel. It found <strong>Clint Karren</strong>—rating 894, number 167018—a man whose forehand could supposedly cleave timber. It was destiny, or perhaps just a clerical error in the great grindhouse casting call. He didn't choose the <em>Quarry Maniac</em> life; it chose him based on a suspiciously strong "can of beans" rating. But is a solid hyzer flip really enough to ward off cinematic evil?
spray paints existence onto a cracked hard hat
Look, I'm supposedly narrating how <em>Quarry Maniac</em> manifested from decades of limestone dust and industrial madness, but honestly? Dude's giving serious "The Shining meets OSHA violations" vibes. One day he was operating heavy machinery, next day he IS the heavy machinery. Because apparently abandoned quarries just... spawn horror archetypes now? The graffiti literally wrote itself on the blast shelter walls, which is either supernatural or really good marketing.
Will this mining equipment achieve sentience next?
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