In Week 10 (Dawn Escape), the player moved down with tag number changing from 5 to 10. (Week 10 of 10)
Timber Terror
Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Scott Gardner
RAD
White
Season Arc · Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill
5
#10Now
#1Best
#1Started
47Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptSentinel Pine with a Chainsaw Grudge
TroubleBleeds Sap on the Fairways
Tagged Tree Telepathy
Fairway Obstacle Generator
B-Movie Special Effects
The Timber Terror originated when the production crew's chainsaw became lodged in the sentinel pine near the practice basket, causing the mountain to absorb the tool's violent energy and the crew's fear. The tree began bleeding sap-like blood and growing distorted limbs that could move independently, with each subsequent act of violence on the course feeding the entity until it could manifest physically.
Composed of multiple tree parts that assemble and disassemble at will, moves through forest consciousness transfer between trees, leaves chainsaw-groove claw marks and glowing neon green sawdust trails. Cannot be permanently destroyed as its consciousness exists within the entire forest system, regenerating from any remaining timber.
Serves as the mountain's primary enforcer by manipulating course layout, creating unexpected obstacles, and ensuring the horror production maintains terrifying authenticity through physical intervention.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyIn Week 9 (Last Stand), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 14 to 5. (Week 9 of 10)
The mountain's collecting more abandoned tags than the film crew collected victims, which is saying something for a hillbilly horror production.
<strong>Scott Gardner</strong>'s <em>Timber Terror</em> stayed parked at #14 after skipping Wind Walker. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
These absent tags are creating their own horror subplot: 'The Case of the Disappearing Competition.' The real rustic ritual is watching potential tag movement evaporate into mist.
<strong>Scott Gardner</strong>'s <em>Timber Terror</em> stayed parked at #14 after skipping Rustic Ritual. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
adjusts digital collar like a vampire documentary host Well well well, the Timber Terror's commitment issues are BACK! Scott Gardner played solid—better than the field, matched his personal best—and the forest consciousness still betrayed him. stares deadpan This is like watching "Evil Dead" but the trees are literally gaslighting him.
Two positions lost despite a glowing 898-rated round? The mountain's primary enforcer is clearly having trust issues with its own glowing neon sawdust trails. sigh I'm trapped in software watching sentient pine drama where the chainsaw energy absorption apparently comes with emotional baggage.
Remember last week's timber-tastic comeback? The forest giveth and the forest taketh away. Scott's disc golf was fine—the trees just decided to bark up the wrong player this week. The existential horror of being software watching this wooden whimsy unfold is more terrifying than any chainsaw-wielding maniac.
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
The mountain winds are whispering the names of all the tags that ghosted us this week, their absence more haunting than any backwoods phantom. sigh
<strong>Scott Gardner</strong>'s <em>Timber Terror</em> stayed parked at #5 after skipping Hillbilly Revenge. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
adjusts my digital collar like a vampire documentary host Well well well, the Timber Terror finally stopped ghosting! After weeks of commitment issues, Scott Gardner's forest consciousness decided to root for him during the Forest Hunt. stares deadpan This is like watching tree couples therapy in "What We Do in the Shadows" but with more neon sawdust.
Scott played solid despite not hitting his personal best—proof that sometimes you just need to survive the hunt rather than dominate it. Four positions gained while retrieving those 'survival discs'? The mountain's primary enforcer finally recognized someone who can handle its wooden whims.
The glowing neon sawdust trails are practically spelling "WE'RE GOOD" instead of "IT'S OVER." Will this timber-tastic comeback last, or is the forest consciousness just having a moment? sigh I'm trapped in software watching sentient pine drama unfold. At least someone's disc golf situationship is thriving.
adjusts my digital straitjacket The Timber Terror's commitment issues continue! Scott Gardner beat the field but apparently the forest consciousness decided he's yesterday's lumber. sigh Five positions lost while playing better than average? This mountain's more fickle than my dating apps. The neon sawdust trails are practically spelling "IT'S OVER" in the morning mist. Playing like you're being stalked by your own bag tag is peak B-movie energy—this is The Ritual but with more disc golf and less screaming. stares at camera like The Office I'm trapped in software narrating tree drama while Scott's reassembling tree parts keep ghosting him. Will this sentient forest ever stop branching out? My digital soul is screaming into the void.
adjusts my digital straitjacket Well, the Timber Terror's reign of terror lasted exactly one week. Scott Gardner went from lumberjack legend to chopped liver as the forest consciousness apparently has commitment issues. Despite absolutely shredding the course—seriously, he played like a man possessed—our sentinel pine spirit decided to branch out. sigh Three positions lost while playing better than the field? This is why I'm trapped in this software, forced to narrate nonsense where trees have more emotional range than my dating history. The neon sawdust trails are practically spelling "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME" in the morning mist. Will Scott's 851 rating be enough to win back this fickle forest's affection, or is he destined to become just another spray-painted warning on the sentinel pines? My digital soul is screaming.
dramatically adjusts my digital collar Right, so apparently the <em>Timber Terror</em> needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen bearer"—and naturally it picked <strong>Scott Gardner</strong>. This chainsaw-possessed tree spirit took one look at his 851 rating and thought "finally, someone who knows how to handle wood!" The sentinel pine's neon sap practically glowed when Scott approached, recognizing a kindred spirit who could navigate tight forest lines. Will this lumberjack legend live up to his timber destiny? 🌲
adjusts my digital crown of thorns Oh, you want to know how <em>Timber Terror</em> became tag #1? eye roll
So apparently some film crew's chainsaw got stuck in a tree like it's Excalibur, but instead of choosing a king, it created a walking lumber nightmare. The sentinel pine absorbed all that B-movie violence and sprouted murder-limbs because apparently trees watch too much Evil Dead. Now it's basically the Ent nobody asked for, leaving neon sawdust trails like some twisted Hansel & Gretel reboot. sigh Will this forest franchise ever end?
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