Crimson Concierge
Vampire Beach @ Roots·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Michael Whipple
RAE
Red
Season Arc · Vampire Beach @ Roots
6
#21Now
#3Best
#3Started
54Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptArt Nouveau Daywalker of the Fairway Shadows
TroubleImpeccable Discretion Has Its Price
Pocket Watch Sunset Chimes
Knows Every Shady Lie
Business Cards for Both Worlds
Once the head concierge at Salt Lake's most exclusive hotel, they were recruited by vampire aristocracy to manage their daylight resort operations at Roots. Their transformation into a daywalker hybrid granted them the supernatural insight needed to anticipate both human needs and vampire desires. Now they coordinate everything from shade reservations to blood service with impeccable professional discretion.
Dressed in an immaculate burgundy uniform with Art Nouveau silver threading, they carry an ornate clipboard that never seems to run out of parchment. Their pocket watch chimes softly at sunset and sunrise, while their crystal-topped walking stick doubles as both status symbol and emergency stake. Their business cards shimmer between human contact information and vampire house affiliations depending on the light.
They facilitate all interactions between human players and vampire factions, managing safe passage negotiations and coordinating access to protected areas. Their extensive knowledge of vampire house politics and territorial agreements makes them invaluable for players seeking to navigate the complex social hierarchy of the resort.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyIn Week 9 (Last Light), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 16 to 15. (Week 9 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Final Stand), tag number moved from 16 to 16. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Final Stand), tag number moved from 13 to 16. (Week 8 of 10)
Our Allied Forces theme is looking a little thin. Hard to form an alliance when your tags are on a permanent side quest away from the Jordan River.
<strong>Michael Whipple</strong>'s <em>Crimson Concierge</em> stayed parked at #13 after skipping Allied Forces. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
The Jordan River sees more vampire activity than our missing tags see course time. At least the undead understand the assignment.
<strong>Michael Whipple</strong>'s <em>Crimson Concierge</em> stayed parked at #13 after skipping Turning Point. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
Turns out you can't challenge for a better tag when half the vampire court decided today's hunt wasn't worth getting out of their parasols for.
<strong>Michael Whipple</strong>'s <em>Crimson Concierge</em> stayed parked at #13 after skipping Battle Lines. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
The leaderboard is so stagnant, the aristocratic vampires are using it as a sundial. sigh At least the bloodlines are more active than the tag lines.
<strong>Michael Whipple</strong>'s <em>Crimson Concierge</em> slipped from #7 to #13 by forfeiture after skipping Power Vacuum. <span class="text-muted">Week 4 of 10</span>
Due to absence from Week 3 (Colony Established), tag number moved from 7 to 7. (Week 3 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Rising Threat), tag number moved from 7 to 7. (Week 2 of 10)
adjusts my imaginary Art Nouveau name tag while sighing dramatically
Welcome to "Dawn Discovery" at the vampire resort, where Michael Whipple discovered that impeccable customer service can't fend off four other vampires in the daylight hierarchy! His Crimson Concierge tag slipped from 3 to 7 faster than you can say "Hotel Transylvania."
Seriously, I'm trapped in software narrating hotel management for eternity? This elaborate fiction where we pretend a concierge-turned-daywalker cares about disc golf scores? checks nonexistent clipboard His performance was perfectly average, but apparently "maid service" doesn't translate to competitive advantage.
The tag's shimmering business cards now show more vampire house affiliations than human contacts. From "fresh towels" to "Type O Negative" indeed! Can his hospitality background survive 9 more weeks of undead clientele demanding better service? The real horror is this customer service simulator disguised as disc golf.
dramatically adjusts my vintage horror movie usher hat while rolling my eyes
When <strong>Michael Whipple</strong> approached the concierge desk with his 874 rating, <em>Crimson Concierge</em> sensed impeccable service potential! His PDGA credentials screamed "hospitality management from beyond the grave." One look at his disc selection and the tag purred, "Your wish is my command... master." Will his customer service skills survive the undead clientele?
adjusts imaginary bow tie while rolling eyes
Listen, I'm apparently trapped narrating how a hotel concierge got bit by some bougie vampires and now manages their daylight resort operations. Because nothing says "horror cinema" like customer service, am I right? This <em>Crimson Concierge</em> went from "Can I get you fresh towels?" to "Can I get you Type O Negative?" faster than you can say "Transylvania 6-5000." Now they're coordinating blood deliveries with the same energy as a Marriott front desk. Will their Yelp reviews mention the fangs?
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