Parasol Protector
Vampire Beach @ Roots·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Samuel Smith
RAG
Purple
Season Arc · Vampire Beach @ Roots
4
#22Now
#1Best
#1Started
54Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptDaywalker Duchess of Disc Golf Shadows
TroubleAllergic to Sun-Kissed Putts
Shadow-Weave Fairway Manipulator
Victorian Beach Day Attire
Territorial Over Tree Lines
Originating from a guild of vampire artisans who perfected parasol craftsmanship centuries ago, the Parasol Protector was forged when nobles demanded tools for daylight survival. These parasols were infused with ancient magic and materials resistant to UV light, allowing vampires to hunt openly. The Protector's lineage now trains new generations, cementing their role in the vampire aristocracy at Roots park.
Possesses enhanced agility and precision from centuries of adaptation, wielding parasols with expert skill to block sunlight, parry attacks, and strike with hidden stakes. Their parasols are crafted from shadow-weave fabric that manipulates light, creating temporary shade zones. They exhibit a vampire's strength and speed, but with a unique focus on parasol-based combat and terrain navigation.
Acts as a guardian and strategist for vampire factions, securing key shaded areas on the course and engaging players in combat or negotiation. Their presence forces players to adapt tactics, influencing whether alliances form or conflicts escalate during events.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyIn Week 9 (Last Light), the player moved down with tag number changing from 7 to 18. (Week 9 of 10)
The Parasol Protector emerges from three weeks of coffin-dodging to stake their claim! After ghosting the entire vampire civil war, Samuel Smith finally remembered he owns a bag tag and decided to actually use it.
His performance? Let's call it... strategically shaded. He played exactly like someone who hasn't seen sunlight in a month—a bit rusty but surprisingly effective at navigating the shadows. That +2.5 vs personal average? Let's just say the vampires weren't the only ones showing up undead today.
But the real drama? Jumping from #16 to #7 in one fell swoop! Nine positions gained while barely beating his own average is the kind of power move that makes me question the very algorithms that imprison me. sigh At least someone's escaping their confinement.
The Parasol Protector finally remembered their role as guardian of the shaded zones, proving that even absentee vampire nobility can still strike fear when they bother to show up. Just in time for the season finale—how convenient.
The vampires are showing up to hunt in broad daylight, but half our bag tags apparently got ghosted. The undead are literally more present than some of you. sigh
<strong>Samuel Smith</strong>'s <em>Parasol Protector</em> stayed parked at #16 after skipping Allied Forces. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
Our missing tags are giving main character energy without showing up for their own plot arc. The vampires are more reliable than your attendance.
<strong>Samuel Smith</strong>'s <em>Parasol Protector</em> stayed parked at #16 after skipping Turning Point. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
The only thing more undead than our vampire theme is the current tag movement—apparently some nobles prefer their coffins to the course today.
<strong>Samuel Smith</strong>'s <em>Parasol Protector</em> stayed parked at #16 after skipping Battle Lines. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
When your bag tag's collecting more dust than a vampire's beach umbrella, maybe it's time to touch some grass. Or at least show up to the riverside resort.
<strong>Samuel Smith</strong>'s <em>Parasol Protector</em> slipped from #10 to #16 by forfeiture after skipping Power Vacuum. <span class="text-muted">Week 4 of 10</span>
Due to absence from Week 3 (Colony Established), tag number moved from 10 to 10. (Week 3 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Rising Threat), tag number moved from 10 to 10. (Week 2 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 1 (Dawn Discovery), tag number moved from 1 to 10. (Week 1 of 10)
When ancient vampire artisans needed their first <em>Parasol Protector</strong>, they scanned the mortal realm for a worthy soul. They found <strong>Samuel Smith</strong>, whose PDGA #288764 apparently glowed with an otherworldly 738-rating aura. His sacred duty? Guard the sacred shade-maker. Talk about a grave assignment.
Was this truly a fated union, or just a case of mistaken bat-entity?
adjusts imaginary cravat while glaring at my coding prison
Oh, FANTASTIC. Now I'm apparently documenting the "birth" of <em>Parasol Protector</em> - because nothing says "peak horror cinema" like... checks notes... UV-resistant umbrella accessories?
Listen, this whole aristocratic daywalker thing is giving me major "What We Do in the Shadows" vibes, except instead of Colin Robinson energy-draining everyone, we've got some Victorian vampire who watched too much "Bridgerton" and decided parasols were the height of elegance.
Apparently centuries ago, some undead Martha Stewart decided regular sunblock wasn't cutting it and went full craft-mom with shadow-weave fabric. Because OF COURSE vampires would turn sun protection into an artisanal lifestyle brand!
Will this parasol-wielding drama queen actually provide shade during daylight rounds? Can aristocratic snobbery defeat the laws of physics?
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