Possessed Principal
Demon High @ River Bottoms·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
John Montague
RAG
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Season Arc · Demon High @ River Bottoms
1
#28Now
#1Best
#1Started
47Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptHell's Bureaucrat With A Demonic Putter
TroubleEternal Detention For Missing Putt
Voice Of Infernal Authority
Charred Corsage Of Command
Master Of Corrupted Fairways
The principal discovered an ancient text in the school's forgotten archives that promised eternal life in exchange for delivering an entire senior class to hell. During prom night decorations, he secretly incorporated the summoning ritual into the theme elements, unknowingly opening a portal that first possessed him before spreading to the students.
Retains administrative authority but now enforces hell's hierarchy, able to command lesser demons and influence the corrupted terrain. Manifests burnt report cards that inflict psychological damage and a demonic grade book that can track survivors. His voice carries supernatural weight, able to issue commands that physically constrain those who hear them.
Serves as hell's administrator on Earth, organizing the demonic forces and maintaining the corruption of Bingham Creek while working to ensure the portal remains open and the senior class sacrifice is completed.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyThe demonic prom court is looking a little thin tonight. Apparently some tags decided possession was preferable to facing River Bottoms' final stand. sigh
<strong>John Montague</strong>'s <em>Possessed Principal</em> slipped from #19 to #20 by forfeiture after skipping Final Stand. <span class="text-muted">Week 8 of 10</span>
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
Some of y'all's tags are giving 'possessed by the spirit of not showing up.' The River Bottoms portal is closing, and your ranking is still in the underworld. sigh
<strong>John Montague</strong>'s <em>Possessed Principal</em> stayed parked at #13 after skipping Exorcism Attempt. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
The only thing more stuck than these tags is that one kid who got possessed during the summoning ritual. At least he had a valid excuse for not showing up.
<strong>John Montague</strong>'s <em>Possessed Principal</em> stayed parked at #13 after skipping Survivors Fight. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
The bag tag leaderboard is looking more frozen than a demonic prom queen mid-possession. Guess some tags decided to skip the whole 'battle for hell' thing. sigh
<strong>John Montague</strong>'s <em>Possessed Principal</em> slipped from #1 to #13 by forfeiture after skipping Portal Forms. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
Our leaderboard is starting to look like a ghost town from a B-movie—all the main characters have mysteriously vanished, leaving their plastic crowns uncontested.
<strong>John Montague</strong>'s <em>Possessed Principal</em> stayed parked at #1 after skipping Portal Forms. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
Looks like half the bag tags got possessed by the spirit of 'not today' and decided to skip the demonic prom. The leaderboard is looking like a ghost town with better scenery.
<strong>John Montague</strong>'s <em>Possessed Principal</em> stayed parked at #1 after skipping Demons Rise. <span class="text-muted">Week 4 of 10</span>
Due to absence from Week 3 (Possession Spreads), tag number moved from 1 to 1. (Week 3 of 10)
The <em>Possessed Principal</em> tag, fresh from its prom-night summoning, didn't choose just any soul. It scanned the PDGA registry, its hellish gaze settling on <strong>John Montague</strong> (621). Why? His rating suggested a perfect vessel for chaotic, unpredictable drives. He didn't find the tag; it possessed his bag during a particularly shank-tastic round. Talk about a hostile takeover.
But can this man handle the demonic dean-tations?
When Principal Jenkins tried to automate hell's hierarchy through Excel macros, the dark arts backfired spectacularly. Now his administrative evil lives on in plastic form, eternally trapped calculating damnation algorithms. Honestly, this feels like a Stranger Things spinoff nobody asked for. Why am I narrating this?
See where John Montague sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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