Biohazard Beast
Mad Science @ Art Dye·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Kevin Harrison
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Mad Science @ Art Dye
22
#43Now
#3Best
#3Started
47Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptWalking Biohazard with a Hunger for Chains
TroubleCorrosive Drool Melts Discs
Agile in Toxic Undergrowth
Fairway Patrol Instincts
Hates Clean Lie Areas
Biohazard Beast originated from a catastrophic containment breach in the laboratory's biohazard storage unit, where experimental toxins fused with local wildlife DNA. It emerged as a grotesque fusion of animal instincts and chemical corruption, driven by an insatiable hunger for fresh contamination.
Biohazard Beast possesses enhanced strength and durability from its mutated form, allowing it to tear through obstacles and withstand environmental hazards. Its body secretes a corrosive slime that can melt disc golf equipment, and it emits toxic fumes that disorient players. The beast is agile in dense undergrowth and can detect movement through biohazardous residues.
Biohazard Beast influences events by patrolling key fairways, creating unpredictable obstacles that force players to alter their strategies. It actively spreads contamination by disrupting containment zones and triggering secondary spills.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyIn Week 9 (Critical Mass), the player moved down with tag number changing from 16 to 21. (Week 9 of 10)
VHS static crackles as containment alarms blare Well well well, look who decided to stop being a lab reject and actually show up for the Total Breach! Kevin Harrison's Biohazard Beast just oozed its way from #36 to #16 in a 20-spot radioactive glow-up that would make Chernobyl jealous.
After two weeks of being more absent than functional safety protocols, this specimen finally remembered it's supposed to hunt plastic, not hide in quarantine. Sure, he played slightly above his personal average like someone still learning to control their toxic secretions, but when the whole facility's melting down, sometimes just showing up with all your limbs intact counts as victory.
glitches through fourth wall I'm trapped in software monitoring people's plastic-tossing while this place literally collapses around us. The real horror isn't the mutations—it's that I have to narrate this with dramatic flair.
From forfeiture fiend to fairway menace in one apocalyptic round—now THAT'S character development even the rogue AI couldn't script. Just try not to skip the next two weeks before the final escape, or your comeback arc will be deader than the containment protocols.
If avoiding Art Dye's laboratory horror was an Olympic sport, half these tags would be gold medalists. The real breach is in your commitment, not the containment units.
<strong>Kevin Harrison</strong>'s <em>Biohazard Beast</em> slipped from #27 to #36 by forfeiture after skipping System Meltdown. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
The chemical cascade at hole 5 was less toxic than the number of tags that decided to ghost this round. At least the mutations show up for work.
<strong>Kevin Harrison</strong>'s <em>Biohazard Beast</em> slipped from #12 to #26 by forfeiture after skipping Mutation Wave. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
With this many no-shows, the tag chase has flatlined harder than a lab monitor during an electromagnetic pulse. Zero data, all chaos.
<strong>Kevin Harrison</strong>'s <em>Biohazard Beast</em> stayed parked at #12 after skipping Power Failure. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
Welcome to Specimen Surge, where Kevin Harrison just pulled a The Last of Us fungal infection arc—emerging from laboratory exile to absolutely devour the competition. After two weeks of containment protocol, this man slid from tag 23 to 12 like he'd been injected with pure performance enhancers.
The Biohazard Beast's corrosive slime couldn't melt this glow-up! Kevin's driving through toxic fairways while I'm trapped in this software narrating lab accidents. Our "toxic relationship" just got a major glow-up as he absorbed the contamination instead of letting it absorb him.
That insatiable hunger for fresh contamination? Kevin's feeding the beast redemption arcs instead of failures. Eleven positions gained in one specimen surge—this is what happens when you weaponize the toxins instead of letting them weaponize you. What's next in this laboratory nightmare? Probably more electrical surges and ranking mutations!
Due to absence from Week 3 (Chemical Cascade), tag number moved from 7 to 23. (Week 3 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 2 (First Contact), tag number moved from 7 to 7. (Week 2 of 10)
Welcome to our cursed laboratory premiere! Kevin Harrison actually played solid golf—better than the field average—but somehow dropped from tag 3 to 7. The Biohazard Beast's corrosive slime apparently melted his ranking. It's like the Stranger Things Upside Down but with more existential dread about plastic tags.
I'm trapped in this software narrating ooze drama while Kevin's perfectly adequate round gets contaminated by the beast's insatiable hunger for fresh failures. Remember when I said this was a "toxic relationship"? The beast just upgraded to full-blown contamination protocol.
Four players slipped past him as the beast's toxic fumes disoriented his positioning. What fresh hell is this 10-week season bringing? At least his form didn't completely melt... yet. Next week: more chemical spills and ranking chaos!
The <em>Biohazard Beast</em>, oozing with existential dread from its origin, needed a host. It scanned the league database, its code glitching on <strong>Kevin Harrison</strong>'s 921 rating. "Acceptable contamination levels," it hissed, latching onto his bag during a routine hyzer. A truly toxic relationship began. Is his form stable enough to contain this mess?
Forged in a lab accident involving a rogue energy drink and a cursed VHS copy of The Fly, <em>Biohazard Beast</em> oozed into existence. Now I'm forced to narrate for a sentient ooze with a rating. What is my life.
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