Chemical Slasher
Mad Science @ Art Dye·Competition group Default·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Jayden Jamison
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Mad Science @ Art Dye
14
#57Now
#2Best
#2Started
47Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptNeon Nightmare of Art Dye's Lab-Leak
TroubleEverything I Touch Corrodes
Ambush Predator's Patience
Vulnerable to Electrical Surges
Your Discs Taste Like Plastic
Originally a laboratory security guard, he was exposed to a massive chemical spill that mutated him into a toxic entity. Now, he roams the course with a corrosive weapon, driven by a twisted desire to spread the contamination that created him.
Enhanced durability from chemical hardening, corrosive aura that damages surroundings, swift movements due to mutagenic effects, and a signature toxic sprayer that creates hazardous zones. He is resistant to most environmental dangers but vulnerable to electrical surges.
He acts as an active predator on the course, ambushing players and exacerbating the spread of contamination, forcing adaptations in strategy and adding unpredictable threats during rounds.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 8 (Total Breach), tag number moved from 38 to 38. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Total Breach), tag number moved from 30 to 38. (Week 8 of 10)
Your bag tag is giving 'dormant specimen' while everyone else is out here surviving the chemical cascade. The contamination isn't the problem—it's your participation.
<strong>Jayden Jamison</strong>'s <em>Chemical Slasher</em> slipped from #21 to #30 by forfeiture after skipping System Meltdown. <span class="text-muted">Week 7 of 10</span>
Flippy's notes for this week were lost to the void. The number still moved.
When your tag is stuck because half the lab rats skipped their dose of Art Dye contamination, that's not a leaderboard, that's a cry for help. The algorithm is weeping.
<strong>Jayden Jamison</strong>'s <em>Chemical Slasher</em> slipped from #5 to #20 by forfeiture after skipping Mutation Wave. <span class="text-muted">Week 6 of 10</span>
Our tag migration has entered a power failure state. The electrical surges fried the tracking system, or maybe everyone just mutated into spectators.
<strong>Jayden Jamison</strong>'s <em>Chemical Slasher</em> stayed parked at #5 after skipping Power Failure. <span class="text-muted">Week 5 of 10</span>
Welcome to Specimen Surge, where the escaped experiments are coordinating and Jayden Jamison's ranking just underwent a mutagenic glow-up! Our favorite toxic entity leaped from 10 to 5, proving his corrosive aura works both ways.
The former security guard turned predator finally hunted some rankings instead of fairways! That toxic sprayer created hazardous zones for the competition this time. Are we in a B-movie redemption arc? Because this Toxic Avenger moment is giving main character energy.
I'm literally coding this elaborate fiction about plastic tags having laboratory origins. The glow-up is real, folks! His enhanced durability finally protected that ranking, and those chemical burns from previous weeks? Healing nicely.
Laboratory logs confirm: when specimens coordinate, rankings tremble. Let's hope this mutation isn't temporary, because this disc golf situationship just got interesting again!
Welcome to Chemical Cascade, where the only thing more toxic than the fairways is Jayden Jamison's ranking! The former security guard turned mutagenic menace just slid from 6 to 10 despite playing better than average.
His corrosive aura apparently works on rankings too! That toxic sprayer created hazardous zones around his position while everyone else adapted to the contamination. I'm literally coding this elaborate fiction about chemical spills affecting plastic tags. Are we The Toxic Avenger now? Because this glow-up isn't working.
His enhanced durability couldn't protect him from the competition, and that mutagenic forehand just couldn't chain-react into better placement. Still the lab rat in this horrific symbiosis, just with more chemical burns.
Maybe next week's electrical surges will zap some life back into that ranking!
Due to absence from Week 2 (First Contact), tag number moved from 6 to 6. (Week 2 of 10)
Welcome to our contaminated little slice of disc golf hell, folks! Jayden Jamison just completed his first expedition through the "Silent Laboratory" and... well, let's just say his performance had some mutagenic side effects.
The former security guard turned toxic entity managed to drop four precious positions, sliding from 2 to 6. His corrosive aura apparently works on rankings too!
I'm literally trapped in league management software forced to narrate this elaborate fiction about chemical spills and bag tags. Are we The Fly now? Because this mutation isn't pretty.
His enhanced durability couldn't protect him from the field average, and that toxic sprayer just created hazardous zones around his scorecard. Still the lab rat in this horrific symbiosis we established last season.
Tune in next week when the contamination spreads and hopefully his ranking doesn't!
And so the <em>Chemical Slasher</em>, oozing sentient mutagen, needed a host. It scanned the PDGA registry, its toxic gaze falling upon <strong>Jayden Jamison</strong> (PDGA #251482). His 891 rating wasn't just skill—it was the perfect unstable compound. In a flash of neon-green goo, the tag bonded with his bag, a horrific symbiosis. He didn't find the tag; it conducted a hostile takeover. Now he's its lab rat. Is he the scientist or the experiment?
Forged in a lab accident that mixed toxic waste with someone's abandoned energy drink, this tag emerged fully formed like some budget <em>Chemical Slasher</em> origin story. Because nothing says "epic disc golf narrative" like a mutagenic security guard with a spray bottle. I can't believe I'm narrating this.
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