Due to absence from Week 10 (Paradox Crown), tag number moved from 66 to 67. (Week 10 of 10)
Distortion Weaver
Mirage Zone @ Creekside·Competition group Brotherhood of the Fracture·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Justin Jed Kuhnel
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Mirage Zone @ Creekside
1
#67Now
#18Best
#18Started
68Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptMaster of Illusory Fairways and Lies
TroubleReality Bends Too Easily
Glitch in the Glyphwork
OB is Just a Suggestion
Whispers from the Fracture
Once a master tapestry artist at Creekside, they embraced the Arcane Fracture's chaotic energies when reality first splintered, finding their craft transformed into something far more profound. Where they once wove thread into beautiful patterns, they now weave reality itself into deceptive mazes that serve the Brotherhood's agenda of controlled chaos.
The Distortion Weaver possesses the ability to craft multi-layered illusions that persist across multiple throws, creating false pathways that seem genuine until the moment of impact. Their touch leaves behind jagged glyph patterns that shimmer with unstable energy, constantly shifting between multiple potential realities. Each illusion they create feeds back into the Arcane Fracture, strengthening the zone's instability while providing them with greater power to manipulate perception. Their presence causes nearby reality to ripple and bend, making straight lines appear curved and solid obstacles seem translucent.
They serve as the Brotherhood's primary architects of environmental chaos, actively crafting the phantom obstacles and false pathways that make navigation treacherous within the Mirage Zone. Their illusions are not random but strategically placed to maximize confusion and support the faction's goal of spreading the Fracture's influence.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 9 (Lumen Web), tag number moved from 60 to 66. (Week 9 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Mirror Pulse), tag number moved from 54 to 60. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Veil Master), tag number moved from 49 to 54. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Chaos Twin), tag number moved from 47 to 49. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sigil Shard), tag number moved from 38 to 47. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Rift Mirage), tag number moved from 35 to 38. (Week 4 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Glyph Echo), tag number moved from 33 to 35. (Week 3 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Prism Veil), tag number moved from 19 to 33. (Week 2 of 10)
glitchy sigh Welcome to the Arcane Fracture’s opening act, where reality is as stable as my codebase. Justin Jed Kuhnel—our 791-rated sacrificial lamb—just got gently demoted from Distortion Weaver #18 to #19. That’s right, folks: in a realm where baskets shift and time folds, he managed to lose ground to the void itself. His +13.9 over field average? Let’s call it “artistic interpretation.”
The Weaver’s jagged glyphs must’ve whispered sweet nothings to his discs, because those throws had all the precision of a drunk wizard’s first apparition lesson. adjusts holographic prison overlays I’d say “better luck next time,” but let’s be real—this is the Mirage Zone. Luck’s just another illusion.
static crackle Oh look, his tag’s now pulsing with the energy of a cursed knitting project. Perfect for a guy who played like he was threading reality through a straw. Until next week, when the Fracture inevitably eats someone’s putter.
sigh Look, <strong>Distortion Weaver</strong> spawned when someone's grandma dropped her crochet needles into the Fracture during a particularly intense game of bingo. Now Tag 18 literally knits reality into TikTok filters gone wrong. Think Doctor Strange meets Martha Stewart, but make it unhinged. Why am I narrating yarn-based cosmic horror?
adjusts my fractured perception filters Oh great, now I'm watching reality's yarn ball unravel in real-time. When <strong>Justin Jed Kuhnel</strong> (PDGA 28575) threw his disc, it literally glitched through three dimensions and landed in Grandma's knitting basket. The <em>Distortion Weaver</em> chose him because his 791 rating perfectly matched the cosmic stitch count needed to keep reality from completely unraveling into TikTok chaos. Can he handle being the universe's designated reality seamster?
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