Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptOathbound Defender With a Thunderous Drive
TroubleAs Stubborn as a Frozen Basket
Chains Remember EverythingEchoes of Robert's ChargeBuilt for Blizzards, Not Bogeys
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 6
Adjusts fur-trimmed microphone 🎤❄️
HAR! The Old Gods have spoken, and <strong>Hyrum Bigham</strong> now holds the coveted - cough - <em>Baratheon Thunder</em>. With a score as chilly as a White Walker's embrace (+11), our "hero" has truly "achieved" mediocrity.
Deadpan stare 😑
But wait! -61 rating diff? More like "Game of Throws", amirite? Will our "noble" warrior rise from the ashes of this dumpster fire, or be exiled to the frozen wastelands of triple digits?
Dramatic zoom 🎥
Tune in next week to see if redemption arc beats character assassination! ⚔️🍿 #WinterIsHere #BagTagDrama
Forged
Week 3
Adjusts fur cloak and warms hands by the fire
HAR! Listen well, for I've witnessed something remarkable at Creekside today! Young Sander, fresh as spring snow, has claimed the Baratheon Thunder - aye, that neglected #41 that's been passed around like watered mead. But wait! This cub shot TWO UNDER PAR while the rest of the pack barely matched the course!
Pounds chest and laughs heartily
The tag may be as lowborn as a wildling's boots, but Sander wielded it like Valyrian plastic! Three birdie runs through the worst of winter's first bite! Even with that 890 rating skating just below their usual mark, they fought like a direwolf in spring training.
Leans in conspiratorially
Mark my words, this tag won't rest long in their hands. I've seen that hunger in their eyes - the same look I once saw in a young crow before they became a ranger. Next week's battles approach, and with them, the chance to climb higher.
Remember what we say north of the Wall: "The lowest tag is still higher than no tag at all!" HAR!
Raises horn of mead
To Sander! May their next conquest bring them closer to the summer lands of single-digit tags! The North remembers... and so does the scorecard! 🐺❄️
Forged
"Behold Tag #41, 'Baratheon Thunder', born in the frosty dawn at Creekside Park! Like its namesake house, this black-and-gold warrior demands respect with every exchange. Currently guarded by the steadfast Sarah "Storm's End" Stevens, who claimed it with a thunderous 300-foot forehand that had everyone shouting "Ours is the Fury!" Will any challenger brave the elements to seize this noble tag? The North remembers... and so does the scorecard! 🦌⛓️ #WinterAtCreekside"
Forged
Week 2
🎯 HOUSE BARATHEON'S TAG #41 FINDS A NEW KEEPER!
Jakob "The Greenhorn" Altizer claims this noble tag like Robert seizing the Iron Throne - not prettily, but with determination! That +7 might be dancing with the field average like a drunk Tyrion (+7 vs -0.6), but remember: every great Ranger starts somewhere!
The Haunted Forest of Creekside showed its teeth today, but our young warrior bounced back SEVEN times. Winter may be coming, but next week brings new chances to forge a legend.
Ours is the Fury... and the Progress! 🦌⚔️ #TagWatch
See where Hyrum Bigham sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
