Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptFiery Guardian of the Frozen Chains
TroubleHonor Binds More Than Chains
Whispers to the ChainsDuty Over ParYour OB Amuses the Wall
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#28 #47
sigh Well, well, well. Gather 'round, my sweet summer children, for a tragicomic tale of nobles falling from grace. Jonah Milner, once a rising star in the frozen wastelands of MA4, hath taken a tumble down the ice-slicked steps of fate's cruel pyramid.
His 56 at Winter's Crown beat the field like a rented dire wolf, but alas, 'twas a far cry from his usual prowess. The disc golf gods scoff at "participation trophies!" The slings and arrows of 19 lost ranks hath pierced thine hero's armor, relegating his once-great #28 to the ignominy of #47.
turns to camera 47? That's not even a prime number! What's next, a fraction? A negative? An emoji?! Is this what we've sunk to in this icy purgatory - manufacturing drama from numerals?!
deep breath But I digress. The night is dark and full of bogeys, dear viewers. Will our dethroned prince rally his plastic banners and reclaim the numb- catches self the respect he once commanded? Or will the indignities of #47 drag him down like Jonah and the Fail? Tune in next week - same disc time, same disc channel!
Played
Week 6
deep announcer voice In the game of bag tags, you either win or you... get a slightly worse number. <strong>Jonah Milner</strong> faced this grim reality head-on, braving Creekside's icy clutches to seize the coveted <em>Dragonstone Ember</em>! 🔥❄️ His heroic -1 defied the +0.6 field average like a true rebel without a clause. An 892-rated round? That's 81 points above his usual! The Old Gods must be fans. But is this Cinderella story built to last, or will #28 prove as fleeting as a Snapchat streak? Tune in next week to see if our hero can handle the heat, or if he'll be exiled back to the Land of Worse Tags! ⚔️🤣 #WinterIsComing #ButSoAreMorePuns
Forged
Week 3
HAR! Gather 'round, you southern softies, and hear the tale of how Dragonstone Ember found its newest bearer! Through the season's first snow, Chris carved through Creekside like a ranger of old, notching a mighty -3 that would make the First Men proud!
The winds whispered their secrets to this one, aye. While others stumbled in the frost averaging mere par golf, our warrior blazed three strokes better, though the rating gods deemed it a touch below their usual fire at 903.
Tag Twenty-Eight, that crimson beast born of Valyrian plastic, seems to have found a worthy temporary home. But mark my words - I've seen that gleam in Chris's eye before. The same look my people get before scaling the Wall! This is but a first step in a longer journey.
takes long drink from horn
The North remembers, and winter is still young. Next week brings new challenges, new chances to climb higher in our noble ranks. For now, let us raise our horns to Chris - may your drives fly true and your putts strike with the fury of the old gods!
Forged
🔥 Behold, Tag #28 "Dragonstone Ember" emerges from the northern mists! Like its namesake, this crimson warrior has already sparked chaos at Creekside, changing hands twice in its first week. Current keeper Sarah "Ice Queen" Johnson (-2 today) claimed it with a clutch 40-foot putt through howling winds that would've made a direwolf whimper. The tag's getting spicier than ghost pepper putters - who dares to challenge the throne? Winter is coming... and so are more birdies! 🎯❄️
Forged
Week 2
🔥 Tag #28 "Dragonstone Ember" has chosen its newest champion! Nicholas Reynolds emerged from today's frosty battle at -1, outshining the field average like a beacon through winter's veil. The tag's journey from Sarah "Ice Queen" Johnson continues with style - that personal best round hitting harder than a frozen destroyer into a headwind! The Northern Links have spoken: this rookie ranger's got more heat than a dragon's sneeze. Who'll dare challenge next week? 🎯❄️ #DiscGolfDragon
See where Jonah Milner sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
