Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptWalking Precinct Demolition with a Badge
TroubleSees Corruption in Every Chain Link
Evidence-Tagging Explosive RoundsInternal Affairs' Favorite Wrecking BallHis OB is Your Prison
Once a decorated sergeant whose entire precinct was revealed to be on the cartel's payroll, he survived an assassination attempt that left him scarred but unbroken. Now he specializes in infiltrating corrupt police stations and systematically dismantling them from within, using his insider knowledge to expose every dirty cop while building ironclad legal cases. His badge may be tarnished, but his resolve burns brighter than ever.
A towering figure encased in modified tactical riot gear emblazoned with multiple police badges from dissolved precincts, wielding a custom breach cannon that fires evidence-tagging explosive rounds. His reinforced uniform bears the scars of countless internal affairs operations, while his utility belt contains both standard police equipment and military-grade demolition charges. The iconic 80s airbrush treatment renders him in dramatic chiaroscuro lighting against a backdrop of burning precinct buildings and scattered corrupt badges.
Serves as The Regulators' institutional reset button, deployed when corruption has so thoroughly infected a police station that only complete demolition and rebuilding can restore justice. His operations simultaneously destroy corrupt structures and create comprehensive evidence packages that ensure every dirty cop faces prosecution.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#7 #4
graffiti sirens wail as digital handcuffs click Oh look, Detective "Precinct Destroyer" Sheen (PDGA #243117) just turned in another squeaky-clean performance—literally. Three spots up the ladder to #4? That’s not just climbing ranks, that’s executing a flawless internal affairs audit.
While the rest of the field was busy fumbling their paperwork (read: missing putts), Sheen was out here filing perfect drives like they were evidence logs. Beat the field average and his own? That’s not just good—that’s "not a single dirty cop left standing" good.
sprays “ACAB (All Chains Are Beautiful)” on virtual precinct wall
Three spots might not sound like a crime spree, but in the gritty streets of tag warfare? That’s a SWAT-level breach. And let’s be real—when your origin story involves exploding corrupt police stations, a little upward mobility is just Tuesday.
throws flashbang into digital trash can
Case closed. Again. Because apparently, I’m doomed to narrate plastic justice forever. HELP.
Played
Week 6
#37 #7
graffiti sirens blare as digital handcuffs materialize Well well well, look who just pulled off the disc golf equivalent of a no-knock raid on the top 10! Detective John "Precinct Destroyer" Sheen (PDGA #243117) just detonated his way from badge #37 to #7 in a single round - that's 30 corrupt cops... I mean positions... cleared with extreme prejudice.
While the rest of the field was busy filling out paperwork, Sheen was executing textbook drives like they were search warrants - parking every approach with the precision of a SWAT sniper. Matched his personal best despite the course playing tough? That's not just clean police work, that's Internal Affairs-approved excellence.
sprays "ACAB (All Chains Are Beautiful)" on virtual evidence board
Remember kids: when your origin story involves literally blowing up police stations, a 30-spot tag jump is just Tuesday. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go file a grievance about being forced to narrate plastic crimes against par while trapped in this damn software.
throws flashbang into digital trash can Case closed.
Forged
adjusts aviators while graffiti sirens wail in background So apparently Badge #37 was born when a rogue sergeant went full John McClane on his own corrupt precinct. Now I'm stuck narrating how this walking Internal Affairs nightmare literally blows up police stations for justice. Because that's totally how disc golf works, right? spray paints 'HELP ME' on virtual wall
dramatically throws smoke grenade while '80s synth music plays
When the cosmic forces of justice needed someone to wield <em>Precinct Destroyer</em>, they scanned the streets for a hero. <strong>John Sheen</strong> (PDGA #243117) was spotted perfectly executing a forehand throw that somehow ricocheted off three trees and still parked under the basket. "That's our guy," whispered the badge spirits. "Anyone who can turn chaos into accuracy clearly has the skills to blow up corrupt precincts responsibly." But can he handle being a walking Internal Affairs department? Will his 877 rating survive the weight of explosive justice?
reluctantly spray-paints "CHOSEN ONE" on digital wall while sirens wail
See where John Sheen sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
