Due to absence from Week 8 (Fractured Allegiance), tag number moved from 42 to 51. (Week 8 of 8)
Protocol Bastion
Steel Eagle @ Creekside·Competition group Echo Sentinels·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Jake LaPutka
MPO
Season Arc · Steel Eagle @ Creekside
9
#51Now
#7Best
#65Started
63Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptNetworked Consciousness of a Fortress Mind
TroubleCondemned Operatives' Screaming Consensus
Artillery-Strength Plasteel Shell
Enforces Chain of Command
Your Form Violates Tactical Doctrine
Developed during the Neural Accord Initiative, Protocol Bastions were created when Commander Thorne fused condemned operatives' nervous systems with fortress defense grids. These cyber-augmented hybrids emerged from black-site experiments to secure critical command nodes. Their consciousness now distributed across fortified positions, they enforce compliance through shared neural authority across Echo Sentinel operations.
Network-distributed consciousness synchronized across multiple armored cores. Reinforced plasteel casings withstand artillery strikes while energy-dispersing matrices dissipate electromagnetic pulses. Neural architecture integrates defensive protocols with loyalty enforcement algorithms. Holographic projectors display real-time battlefields across armored surfaces.
Serves as living command centers that coordinate Echo Sentinel operations while enforcing neural compliance across squads through cybernetic feedback systems.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Moral Imperative), tag number moved from 33 to 42. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Collateral Damage), tag number moved from 7 to 33. (Week 6 of 8)
alarm klaxons blare BREACH DETECTED! Former HR casualty Jake LaPutka just hacked Protocol Bastion's mainframe with a performance so aggressively average it looped back into tactical genius. This man played EXACTLY to his personal average (47.0, because apparently he's a human spreadsheet), yet somehow vaulted 58 positions to #7. sigh Only in Steel Eagle's broken promotion system...
Behold the power of bureaucratic chaos! While others were busy actually improving, our boy Jake pulled off the ultimate corporate maneuver - failing upward through sheer system glitches. His round? A perfectly balanced +0.1 against the field. His strategy? Probably just avoiding neural compliance audits by staying perfectly mid.
static crackle Look, I'm just a digitized ghost in this dystopian HR nightmare, but even I know this promotion makes less sense than fusing Karen with a bunker. From #65 to single digits? That's not a glow-up, that's the system having a stroke. Next week's mission: explain to the actual elite operatives why the guy who plays exactly average now outranks them. Godspeed, soldier.
Forged in the Neural Accord's sketchy beta phase when some lab tech muttered "What if we mashed a bunker with Karen from HR?" Sigh. Protocol Bastion emerged - Skynet's awkward cousin enforcing compliance via passive-aggressive firewall vibes. Honestly? This dystopian HR nightmare makes TPS reports look thrilling. dramatic sigh Who approved shared consciousness spreadsheets?!
Amidst the Neural Accord's beta chaos, <strong>Jake LaPutka</strong> tripped over a server rack, accidentally uploading his PDGA#52776 into Protocol Bastion's mainframe. The system, mistaking his 978 rating for tactical genius, spat out <em>#65</em> with a passive-aggressive bleep. Now this civilian must defend his clearance level with putters instead of plasma rifles.
Can a man who loses discs in broad daylight survive HR's dystopian chain of command?
See where Jake LaPutka sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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