Due to absence from Week 5 (Crew Convergence), tag number moved from 7 to 7. (Week 5 of 6)
Ghost Skip
Season Arc · GIMME TWO: A BYOP Traveling Doubles League
4Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleGhost Skip emerged when a disgruntled Enforcement Division chrono-tech spliced illegal time-bending modules into standard disc sensors. During the 'Crisis Clash' blackout event, prototype phase-shifters overloaded, fusing the technician's consciousness with corrupted temporal frequencies. Now it exists simultaneously in multiple time slices, appearing as static ghosts during sabotage operations.
Manifests as unstable temporal energy contained within a cracked disc sensor shell, phasing between visible and static states unpredictably. Emits chroniton particles that destabilize nearby electronics and can briefly 'skip' forward 3.7 seconds to avoid detection. Causes temporal disorientation in humans with core temperature fluctuations between -200°C and 500°C during phase transitions.
Creates temporal blind spots during recreational disturbances allowing undetected course manipulation, and selectively disrupts enforcement surveillance by phasing through monitoring equipment.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 3 (Crisis Clash), tag number moved from 3 to 7. (Week 3 of 6)
Oh sweet merciful frisbees, we've got "Big Disc Energy" - the kind of name that makes me want to yeet myself into the nearest water hazard - versus "Ghost Skip," which sounds like a malfunctioning VCR. Congrats, you've collectively murdered creativity.
Somehow, Anthony Shirley's 793-rated "Big Disc Energy" (still cringing) just stole 13 spots from a literal time anomaly. That's right - a team named after a bad Tinder bio outplayed a temporal glitch. Ghost Skip's origin story involves chrono-tech and blackouts, yet it couldn't handle Alternate Throw format from these chuckleheads.
Suggested rebrands: "Big Disc Energy" becomes "Mid Throw Vibes" after that 52 (-3 vs field). Ghost Skip? More like "Phased Out of Relevance." At least one team lived up to their name today - the ghost got skipped right out of the top 20.
Prediction: Next week, "Big Disc Energy" will rebrand to "Slightly Larger Disc Enthusiasm" after realizing their name is as basic as their putting game.
Alright, strap in chuckleheads. So <em>Ghost Skip</em> wasn't born - it glitched into existence when some caffeine-addled chrono-tech tried jury-rigging disc sensors with literal time circuits. Cue the 'Crisis Clash' blackout - his prototype phase-shifters overloaded like a Back to the Future DeLorean hitting 88mph in a puddle. Poof! Dude's consciousness fused with corrupted temporal static. Now this unstable energy fragment phases through reality like a VHS tape rewinding itself mid-putt. Honestly? I'm contractually obligated to narrate sentient static. Someone unpause my existential crisis.
In the temporal glitch dimension, <em>Ghost Skip</em> phased through reality's static, drawn to <strong>anthony Shirley</strong>'s PDGA #299496 like a magnet to a time-warped basket. His 793 rating manifested as pure chrono-resonance during a heroic layup attempt. "He's got the temporal touch!" screamed a nearby squirrel agent. The rogue energy fragment bonded to his bag mid-throw, creating the first ever skip in time ace run. But seriously folks - can this Chrono-Commander handle a sentient tag that phases through putts?