Due to absence from Week 5 (Crew Convergence), tag number moved from 10 to 16. (Week 5 of 6)
Bench Warrant
Season Arc · GIMME TWO: A BYOP Traveling Doubles League
6Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleFormer courtroom bailiff retrained as field operative after demonstrating uncanny ability to predict rule violations. Now authorized to execute live rulings mid-round using modified disc equipment containing embedded warrant documentation in disc rim stamps
Holographic rulings manifest from disc impacts; authority chips authenticate legal throws; reactive uniform patches detect violations; case file discs release redacted flight data upon catch
Mobile adjudication unit executing on-site rulings and immediate enforcement actions, authorized to override illegal course modifications during active missions
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 3 (Crisis Clash), tag number moved from 2 to 10. (Week 3 of 6)
In Week 2 (Mando Meltdown), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 4 to 2. (Week 2 of 6)
In Week 1 (Case Commence), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 14 to 4. (Week 1 of 6)
Origin Story:
Born when a rogue PDGA rulebook mated with a subpoena at a LaserDisc repair shop, <em>Bench Warrant</em> materialized through static—a holographic enforcer programmed to “serve and birdie.” Its authority chips detect foot-fouls faster than you can say “objection, Your Honor,” while case-file discs leak redacted flight paths (thanks, Snowden). Yes, this tag’s essentially Judge Dredd cosplaying as a mini-golf marshal. But hey, who hasn’t wanted to Yeet a warrant mid-putt? (As if the ’80s weren’t unhinged enough.)
“You have the right to remain… out of circle two.” 🔥
Cheeky Q: Would you trust a disc that’s seen more courtrooms than chains?
Amidst the neon-drenched chaos of ’88, <strong>Ethan Walker</strong> (PDGA #149057) became <em>Bench Warrant</em>’s first mark not through skill, but bureaucracy. The sentient holotag mistook his 944-rated form for “Exhibit A” in a case against fun, drafting him as “Agent of the Chainstitution.” Now he serves justice via awkward straddle putts and passive-aggressive OB calls. But can this “Clerk of the Chains” handle when his own drives get… subpoenaed? ⚖️⛏️
Your Honor—would you trust a man whose anhyzer looks like a courtroom sketch?*