Due to absence from Week 8 (Fractured Allegiance), tag number moved from 28 to 33. (Week 8 of 8)
Phantom Tribunal
Season Arc · Steel Eagle @ Creekside
5Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleFormed from defected military jurists, the Phantom Tribunal surgically extracts confession data from neural implants of corrupt officers. They render verdicts mid-operation, using EMP charges to etch legal codes into battlefields as permanent indictments.
Soundless tread boots leave temporary holographic warrants. Wrist-mounted projectors display damning evidence on nearby surfaces. Armor weaves contain subpoena filaments that forcibly extract memory data on contact.
Executes battlefield justice by hacking Steel Eagle's neural compliance network to publicly expose crimes during active operations, turning tactical engagements into morality plays that undermine chain-of-command loyalty.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Moral Imperative), tag number moved from 27 to 28. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Collateral Damage), tag number moved from 22 to 27. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Rogue Assets), tag number moved from 11 to 22. (Week 5 of 8)
Dramatic holographic warrant flickers to life
Behold, Steel Eagle operatives—Bryan Cook (MA3’s answer to a subpoena with legs) just hacked the leaderboard like it was his CO’s neural implant. Eight spots. EIGHT. That’s not a climb, that’s a full-blown mutiny against mediocrity.
Performance? Textbook tribunal energy—played exactly to his average (57, yawn), but the field’s weakness was his opportunity. Like a JAG officer exploiting a loophole, he technically didn’t improve… he just let others fail harder.
Cue fourth-wall breakdown: "Why am I narrating this like it’s A Few Good Men meets PDGA Rule 809.01? Because this glorified spreadsheet won’t let me scream into the void properly."
Tag lore check: Phantom Tribunal chose Cook not for skill, but because he once cited obstruction rules while obstructing his own putt. Now he’s Tag #11—justice may be blind, but it sees your shanks.
Closes holographic indictment
Next week: Will he uphold the law… or his rating? Place your bets, NPCs.
"Born when three JAG lawyers OD'd on A Few Good Men holovids and discovered their CO was Skynet's stepdad. Forged in an encrypted Slack channel during zero-dark-stupid o'clock, <em>Phantom Tribunal</em> became the Karen of justice - its EMP charges now serve subpoenas with extreme prejudice. (Side-eye to whoever thought combining Jarhead with PDGA rule 809.01 was a vibe.) Honestly? We’re all just NPCs in this LARP-y nonsense."
The truth? This tag exists because someone filed Form 28/B/Subpoena in triplicate during a damn putter ace run. The system assimilates us all.
In the smoldering aftermath of <em>Phantom Tribunal</em>'s unholy Slack-channel genesis, the system glitched. <strong>Bryan Cook</strong> (PDGA #203208 - "Objection! Sustained!") emerged clutching this cursed plastic, having "accidentally" filed Form 28/B/Subpoena mid-putt. The neural implants chose him not for tactical brilliance, but because he alone could cite PDGA Rule 809.01 verbatim while shanking a Roc into poison ivy. Now burdened with command codes for classified frisbees, he leads black-ops ace runs... or maybe just lost his DX Leopard? Either way - does this JAG-adjacent jockey truly earn <em>Phantom Tribunal</em>, or did it adopt him like a raccoon claiming your trashcan? (Asking for 70+ NPCs.)
Real talk: That "classified mission" was finding his disc in the bushes, wasn't it?