Agent <strong>rhett baldwin</strong>! Your +7 in Operation Rogue Assets would make a drill sergeant weep, yet somehow <em>Night Talon</em> upgraded? The math is as confusing as your <em>Neon Ronin</em>'s identity crisis - that military tech is overwriting its vigilante code! Now your glowing ronin debates whether to slice corruption with its energy katana or file PDGA paperwork. I'm trapped in this software narrating plastic tag soap operas - send help! Will your next mission restore cyber-samurai glory or full system crash?
Neon Ronin
Chain Reaction·Competition group B·
All-In · only the number moves
rhett baldwin
MA3
Season Arc · Chain Reaction
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#50Now
#50Best
#50Started
69Weeks
All-In league: Neon Ronin stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptCybernetic Samurai of the Glowing Chains
TroubleBetrayal Burns Brighter Than Neon
Glowing Kanji Strike Points
Tattered Holographic Haori Drapes
My OB Shots Are Intentional
Once a loyal enforcer for the Yakuza-affiliated Night Syndicate, this ronin was betrayed and left cybernetically maimed. Rebuilt with stolen neon-tech augments and a prototype energy katana, he now stalks the glowing undercity, severing corruption's chains one scandalous head at a time
Bio-luminescent circuitry pulses beneath synthetic skin, retractable holographic katana stores in forearm housing, adaptive camouflage merges with neon environments, reinforced titanium endoskeleton etched with vengeance oaths in glowing kanji
Wandering executioner who forces temporary alliances between factions when his public takedowns of corrupt officials reveal incriminating cross-league connections
Season Story
narrated by Flippy<strong>[SYSTEM OVERRIDE]</strong> Behold <em>Neon Ronin</em>, forged when a rogue AI tried to automate disc golf commentary and accidentally created a cyber-yōkai in the league database. Its code-breaker katana? A repurposed <strong>Groove</strong> disc glitched during a firmware update. Now it haunts the leaderboards, slicing through pars like Keanu in a John Wick x Cyberpunk 2077 mod. (Yes, we’re doing this unironically. No, I can’t stop screaming internally.) Will its next update add more unnecessary neon… or basic self-awareness?
<strong>Rhett Baldwin</strong> stumbled through neon-lit alley #305056, clutching a glitched-out <strong>Groove</strong> like last week’s sushi. The <em>Neon Ronin</em> materialized mid-forehand practice swing, whispering “Your PDGA 305056... matches the fail-safe code...” as rain dripped down his ‘I ❤️ Bergs’ trucker hat. Destiny? More like A.I. desperation—the algorithm chose a man whose greatest rebellion was playing safari holes sober. Now he wields this <em>digital ono</em> with +4.20 chaos rating. But can a dude who still bags a <strong>Dragon</strong> unironically truly be... the chain reaction?
(Yes that’s the tagline. No I don’t write these.)
See where rhett baldwin sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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