Season Arc · Dead Outside Presents: The Monsters of Beacon Hill
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#2Now#2Best#17Started69Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptShadow-Stitched Saboteur of the Fairways
TroublePhase-Shifts Only When Unobserved
Hums With Rift FrequencyShadow Barrier SpecialistSmoldering Eyehole Intimidation
Forged from the first shadows cast through Professor Hess's temporal rift, these marionettes began as ordinary course maintenance equipment before Enigma infused them with void energy. Each now contains the trapped essence of a disc golfer who challenged The Brood, their free will replaced by glowing puppet strings connected directly to Enigma's cloak.
Animated wooden figures with shadow-stiched joints and glowing violet eye sockets. Capable of phase-shifting through solid objects when unobserved. Emit a low hum matching the rift's frequency, and can manipulate their razorwire strings to alter course terrain.
Mobile manifestations of The Brood's control over the corrupted course, sabotaging play by rearranging baskets, summoning obstacles, and erecting shadow barriers that disrupt glow disc trajectories.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#17 #2
Cue dramatic theremin music In tonight's episode of "As The Marionette Strings Turn," Calvin "Spreadsheet Sorcerer" Poon just pulled off the most aggressive tag heist since The Brood stole Professor Hess's coffee maker. Dramatic zoom From 17 to 2? That's not a glow-up, that's a full-blown supernatural hostile takeover.
While mere mortals struggled against the Mega-Mutant's basket-warping tantrum, Poon's discs cut through shadow barriers like a chainsaw through cheap Halloween decor. His 66? Textbook "controlled demolition" - exactly matching his average because of course the human calculator would execute perfection during the apocalypse.
Fourth wall break I'm contractually obligated to pretend these possessed wooden puppets make sense, but let's be real - we're just counting strokes while eldritch horrors rearrange reality. Sigh At least Poon's Voidbound Marionette finally stopped playing B-rated horror villain and remembered it's supposed to help its wielder.
Cue callback Remember when this tag was just a cursed Shop-Vac? Now it's out here bending spacetime to make Poon's "strategic tree kisses" look intentional. The Brood must be seething - their own puppet just handed victory to the spreadsheet prophet.
Final shot of glow disc arcing over Mega-Mutant's screaming maw Tag 2 whispers: "Resistance is futile... but pars are eternal."
Forged
<origin_story>
Born when Enigma yeeted a cursed Shop-Vac into the rift (because interdimensional janitorial drama), this <em>Voidbound Marionette</em> got its glow-up as Beacon Hill's worst Pinterest fail. Imagine Pinocchio meets Annihilation's kaleidoscope vomit - wooden limbs thrashing to Billie Eilish's Bad Guy remix while rewriting reality's TOS. I'm contractually obligated to pretend this makes sense. Help me.
</origin_story>
"Who knew particle physics could weaponize a Home Depot run?"
In the neon-drenched chaos where Home Depot meets hellscape, <strong>Calvin Poon</strong> (PDGA #82026 - "Bearer of the Sacred Spreadsheet") tripped over the cursed Shop-Vac’s extension cord. The <em>Voidbound Marionette</em> latched onto his bag, mistaking his 901-rated "strategic tree kisses" for interdimensional mastery. Did the puppet choose him? Or did his 12% scramble rate summon it? Witness his inaugural throw: a grenade shot that actually obeyed physics - a miracle the tag now claims credit for. But let’s be real… does anyone “earn” sentient driftwood? Can spreadsheet sorcery sustain a glow-round messiah?
See where Calvin Poon sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
