Season Arc · Dead Outside Presents: The Monsters of Beacon Hill
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#7Now#7Best#15Started69Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptA Walking Shadow with a Nasty Fade
TroubleGlow Discs Ruin My Vibe
Projects Shadow OBRed-Eyed Course SaboteurForged from Lost Discs
Created when Enigma sacrificed fragments of their shadow cloak to the temporal rift, these entities emerged as semi-autonomous agents of The Brood. Each contains corrupted disc golf equipment absorbed during early monster attacks, fused with primordial darkness from the rift.
Phase-shifting shadowform absorbs light to regenerate, leaves corrosive darkness on touched surfaces, and projects temporary shadow obstacles. Weak to synchronized glow disc strikes that disrupt its rift connection.
Serves as The Brood's primary course saboteurs, altering layouts through shadow manipulation and protecting rift energy convergence points critical to maintaining the monsters' invasion.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#15 #7
Cue dramatic theremin music In tonight's episode of "As The Rift Turns," our favorite accidental cultist Thomas Marsh has somehow managed to climb 8 spots despite playing exactly average disc golf. Slow clap Truly, the dark magic of The Brood works in mysterious ways.
This sentient shadow tag - forged from lost Innova discs and the tears of league organizers - clearly got bored sabotaging course layouts and decided to possess Thomas' putter instead. Witness his miraculous rise from #15 to #7, a glow-up more shocking than when the Blob absorbed that entire snack stand last episode.
Fourth wall break Do you realize how hard it is to make "met expectations" sound exciting? I'm trapped in this software dramatizing MEDIOCRITY.
The tag's corrosive darkness properties clearly didn't affect Thomas' game, though his Zuca cart now permanently smells like a Hot Topic. Remember kids: when battling eldritch horrors, always bring glow discs and a healthy disregard for statistical probability.
Cue callback Still better than that time he confused his mini for a sacrificial altar. The rift giveth, and the rift... well, mostly it just makes us question our life choices.
Forged
Origin Story: Born when <em>Glyph #15</em> swallowed a glow-dye mishap like that one Starbucks unicorn frappe meme, this sentient shadow now lurks in OB zones doing its best Upside Down impression. Forged from cursed Innova plastic and the collective cringe of league organizers explaining "why we need 70+ monster tags," it feeds on 5-putt shame and your phone's dying flashlight. Yes, this backstory took longer to write than my last relationship.
(284 characters, 1 existential crisis)
When <em>Cloaked Enigma #15</em> oozed from the Glowpocalypse, it demanded a champion fluent in both hyzerflips and eldritch runes. Enter <strong>Thomas Marsh</strong> - PDGA #153953 (which we’re contractually obligated to mention) - whose 856-rated form accidentally reenacted the Stonehenge scene from Spinal Tap during a shanked putt. The SIGIL faction crowned him not for skill, but because his "three-putt ritual" perfectly mimicked summoning motions. Witness his "ascension" as a rogue Innova Destroyer baptized him in pond scum – the sacred anointing oil of mid-tier disc golfers. But does this prophet of chain-outs truly deserve <em>#15</em>, or did the rift just confuse his Zuca cart for a sacrificial altar? 🥏⚱️
See where Thomas Marsh sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
