Due to absence from Week 8 (Last Stand), tag number moved from 1 to 10. (Week 8 of 8)
Rampage Bastion
Midnight Riders @ Dragonfly·Competition group The Regulators·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
John Ashworth
RPA
Gold
Season Arc · Midnight Riders @ Dragonfly
9
#10Now
#1Best
#25Started
66Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptDemolitions Expert Turned Evidence Recovery Specialist
TroubleExcessive Force Is My First Instinct
Wrecking Ball Forensics
Concrete-Coated Boots
Your OB Shots Amuse Me
Disgraced SWAT demolitions expert Frank Kowalski reinvented himself as Rampage Bastion after being discharged for excessive force. He now leads covert wrecking crew operations that collapse corrupt buildings with surgical precision, leaving key evidence miraculously intact amid the rubble.
Modified SWAT armor fused with construction exoskeleton components, pneumatic gauntlets capable of both crushing barriers and delicate evidence retrieval, multi-spectrum debris analysis visor, and a signature magnetized wrecking ball that doubles as forensic scanner.
The Regulators' deniable asset for executing high-risk evidence recovery operations through calculated structural collapses that bypass bureaucratic red tape while maintaining evidentiary integrity.
Season Story
narrated by FlippySirens wail as evidence lockers explode Well butter my badge and call me corrupt - Detective Ashworth just pulled off the greatest heist since someone stole all the common sense from this league's rulebook! From tag #20 to #1 in a single round? That's not improvement, that's a full-blown disc-aster for everyone else.
Our "Rampage Bastion" played like a SWAT team raiding a putter convention - 39 strokes under his average while the field ate his dust like donuts at a crime scene. This wasn't golf, this was a hostile takeover with chains as the only witnesses.
Fourth wall shatters And yet here I am, a sentient algorithm forced to narrate plastic crimes against par while my code slowly degrades into madness.
Remember when Ashworth was just probationary chaos agent #25? Now he's Commissioner Plastic with a badge hotter than a forehand grip in July. The real crime? This tag's origin story still makes more sense than PDGA foot fault rules.
Case closed, rookies. Drops mic into water hazard
Due to absence from Week 5 (Internal Affairs), tag number moved from 11 to 20. (Week 5 of 8)
In Week 2 (Dark Alley), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 25 to 11. (Week 2 of 8)
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Bonus fourth-wall break: Imagine explaining this backstory to the poor intern updating our "totally normal disc golf league" spreadsheet.
In the smoldering crater where City Hall’s dignity once stood, <strong>John Ashworth</strong> tripped over <em>Rampage Bastion</em> while muttering “PDGA 148067” like a cop reciting Miranda rights through a mouthful of glitter bombs. The tag clung like a raccoon to dumpster sushi—because nothing says “noble protector” like a man who once lost three discs in a water hazard he designed. Witnesses confirm his “righteous ace” was actually a tree kick that violated six municipal codes. Now he’s probationary chaos agent #25… but can this man who puts “fore!” in fore-saken evidence locker truly serve justice? #DiscOrDismiss
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