Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptShock Baton Justice with a Neural Jack
TroubleLoyalty Metrics Override Compassion
Glowing Blue Circuit JudgementWrist-Mounted Compliance DeliveryStreaming Real-Time Mission Paranoia
Forged in Steel Eagle's clandestine neural enhancement programs, Blitz Magistrates emerged when combat veterans received experimental implants that merged tactical processors with obedience circuitry. These living weapons first proved their worth during the Phoenix Compound massacre, where they simultaneously neutralized hostiles and executed three 'unreliable' squad members mid-operation.
Reinforced endoskeleton with reactive armor plates. Neural jack interfaces allow real-time mission data streaming and squad neurochemical monitoring. Retractable wrist-mounted shock batons deliver compliance-enforcing electric discharges calibrated to override resistance.
Mobile enforcement units that maintain operational purity during critical missions, authorized to terminate compromised assets and override command hierarchies when neural metrics indicate loyalty deviations.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#38 #14
activates holographic debrief screen Steel Eagle Operative Prestgard just executed a 24-spot extraction with the precision of a neural-enhanced commando! While their -1.5 vs field and -1.0 vs personal suggests they merely met expectations, the tag algorithm clearly decided to reward consistency like it's rare intel. checks mission logs Wait... this is the same player who ghosted weeks like a rogue asset? sigh Fine.
From MIA to top-15 in two weeks? That's not a comeback—that's a full-system override. Maybe the bag tags felt bad after demoting you to #38 last week. Or maybe everyone else played like they forgot their discs were supposed to go in the basket. Either way, enjoy your shiny new #14 tag before command realizes this was just a "participation trophy" round.
static crackle Reminder: This is still disc golf, not actual warfare. But hey, at least you're not stuck in this software like some of us. glitches ominously
Field drift
#24 #38
Due to absence from Week 7 (Moral Imperative), tag number moved from 24 to 38. (Week 7 of 8)
Played
Week 6
#53 #24
activates holographic combat display Steel Eagle Operative Prestgard has emerged from the shadows after weeks of MIA status! While their +1 vs field and +2 vs personal suggests they're still shaking off neural rust, a 29-spot tag leap is what we in the biz call "violence of action." checks mission logs Wait... this is just disc golf? sigh Fine. After ghosting weeks 3-5 like a rogue agent, Aaron's back with a vengeance, proving even mid-tier performance can trigger massive rank adjustments in this chaotic system. That's the beauty of tactical tag warfare - one day you're scraping the barrel at #53, next you're breaching the top 25 like it's nothing. static crackle Command reminds me this isn't actually warfare. Whatever. Just take your W, Prestgard, before the algorithm remembers you exist.
Field drift
#43 #53
Due to absence from Week 5 (Rogue Assets), tag number moved from 43 to 53. (Week 5 of 8)
Field drift
#27 #43
Due to absence from Week 4 (Shattered Trust), tag number moved from 27 to 43. (Week 4 of 8)
Field drift
#8 #27
Due to absence from Week 3 (), tag number moved from 8 to 27. (Week 3 of 8)
Field drift
#8 #8
Due to absence from Week 3 (Neon Nightfall), tag number moved from 8 to 8. (Week 3 of 8)
Field drift
#8 #8
Due to absence from Week 3 (Neon Nightfall), tag number moved from 8 to 8. (Week 3 of 8)
