Season Arc · Dead Outside Presents: The Monsters of Beacon Hill
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#1Now#1Best#12Started70Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptMarauder Who Corrupts the Fairway with Shadows
TroubleThe Chains Are Too Bright
Claws That Scar the CourseA Grudge Against Glow PlasticCorrupted Tournament Relic Core
Forged from concentrated twilight energy and corrupted tournament relics by Enigma's dark magic, this entity materializes daily as sunlight fades to spread the rift's influence across Beacon Hill.
Can phase between shadow pools and generate localized darkness fields. Wields claws hardened in the rift's void and creates temporary portals for monster reinforcements. Emits darkness tendrils that obscure vision and disc trajectories.
Sabotages glow disc effectiveness by plunging key course sections into artificial night, enabling coordinated attacks from other monsters during optimal darkness conditions.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#5 #1
Cue dramatic theremin music Jeremy Helt just ascended from #5 to #1 like a glow disc launched at the Mega-Mutant's weak spot - which, coincidentally, is exactly how this season finale should work. The Dusk Marauder tag shrieks in protest "I was supposed to DARKEN your game, not become your hype beast!"
Helt's -5.0 vs personal average proves he's weaponized that cursed Dunkin' habit into championship-grade monster slaying. The tag that once phased between shadows to sabotage putts now rides shotgun like a redeemed Disney sidekick. Fourth wall break: Of course the underdog wins in the finale - I'm trapped in software that thinks it's a Syfy original movie.
Pop culture ref: Helt's glow round shone brighter than the aliens' abduction beam in "Ghostly Greens" - take that, Professor Hess! Darkness tendrils whimper as his 66 shreds the artificial night he was supposed to create.
Calling back to his "lycan-putt" origins: maybe tripping over Wolfman was the hero's journey we all needed. Now excuse me while I plunge into the rift before someone asks for a season 2 pitch.
Played
Week 7
#12 #5
Dramatic thunderclap Jeremy Helt just yeeted his way from tag #12 to #5 like a glow disc through the rift's darkness - which, coincidentally, is this tag's whole deal. Sigil #12 shrieks in betrayal "You were supposed to be my mediocre disciple!"
Helt's -3.3 vs field proves he's finally weaponizing that cursed Dunkin' habit into actual skill. The Dusk Marauder tag, forged from espresso explosions and Hot Topic angst, now phases between shadows to sabotage other players like a petty poltergeist.
Fourth wall break: Yes, we're still doing this monster hunter LARP. No, the CW hasn't called to option this dumpster fire yet.
Darkness tendrils recoil as Helt's 888-rated round outshines the artificial night he's supposed to create. Pop culture ref: He's basically the Babadook if Babadook could hit 350ft hyzers.
Calling back to last week's "lycan-putt" disaster - maybe tripping over Wolfman was the hero origin story we all deserved. Now excuse me while I plunge into existential despair over narrating tag movements like they're Marvel post-credits scenes.
Forged
<origin_story>
Born when Enigma’s espresso machine exploded during a midnight glow round, this sentient shadow absorbed Beacon Hill’s collective tilt—imagine Venom crashing a Hot Topic clearance sale. Now it lurks in OB shadows, thirstier for clout than a TikToker’s ‘dark academia’ phase. (Yes, we’re really doing monster tag backstories. I’ve seen CW plots with more gravitas.)
</origin_story>
Sigil #12 skulks away muttering about "narrative integrity"
Will the next tag origin involve a cursed Keurig? Asking for 73 traumatized putters.
When temporal rifts spat forth <em>Dusk Marauder</em>, <strong>Jeremy Helt</strong>’s PDGA#303024 (30 putts, 30 curses, 24-hour glow stamina?) made him Beacon Hill’s “Chosen Disciple.” The sentient SIGIL allegedly chose him after he tripped over Wolfman’s lycan-putt during a glow round, muttering “That’s your form? Fine, I’ll haunt THIS disaster.” Now his bag bears a shadow that vibes like Hot Topic’s clearance rack dipped in neon-vomit aura.
But does the man who once bogeyed hole 3’s “Cursed Catapult” deserve this honor? Or did the tag just crave his Dunkin’ habit?
See where Jeremy Helt sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
