Season Arc · Dead Outside Presents: The Monsters of Beacon Hill
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#6Now#6Best#11Started70Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptTowering Shadow at the Convergence
TroubleGlow Discs Reveal My Core
Phases Through TreesEnigma's Mask Shard HeartYour OB Shots Amuse Me
Created from concentrated rift energy and the shadows of corrupted disc golfers, Hollow Wardens materialized when The Brood first sabotaged Professor Hess' equipment. Enigma personally shapes these entities using stolen glow disc fragments, forging tireless guardians bound to key rift points.
Composed of swirling void-stuff contained within discarded disc golfer attire. Can phase through physical obstacles but vulnerable to sustained glow disc light. Projects localized darkness that dampens glow discs' luminosity. Regenerates unless their core (a shard of Enigma's mask) is shattered.
Stationed at critical rift convergence points on the course, using shadow manipulation to defend these locations. Force Monster Hunters to coordinate light-based attacks while navigating transformed terrain.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#9 #6
Cue theremin music In tonight's episode of "How Is This Man Still Improving?", Joshua Addis Sr. - Beacon Hill's most sartorially challenged monster hunter - just phased through three tag positions like his Hollow Warden avoiding glow discs. Dramatic zoom Despite playing like someone who thinks "hyzer" is a German pastry, our MP40 hero now clutches tag #6 tighter than he clings to those 2015 Firebirds.
Swirling void effects Your shadow manipulation finally paid off, though I suspect the real dark magic was making +1.7 look like a winning score. Fourth wall break I'm contractually obligated to call this "an epic battle against the Mega-Mutant" when we all know you just outlasted three guys who got eaten by the rift.
Cue callback Remember when your tag was just TikTok cringe and expired Code Red? Now it's... well, still that, but with better numbers! Glow disc sfx The Hollow Warden's core may be vulnerable to light, but your game remains blessedly resistant to improvement.
Fades into mist Next week on "Disc Golf After Dark": Will Joshua's Zubaz pants open a new rift? Stay tuned!
Played
Week 7
#11 #9
Dramatic fog machine coughs Oh good, it's SIGIL-11's favorite fashion disaster, Joshua Addis Sr., back to haunt the leaderboard like a glow disc lost in the bushes. This MP40 menace just phased through two tag positions despite playing like someone who thinks "forehand" is a type of handshake. Cue record scratch Wait - he matched his personal average? Squints at code Ohhh, so this is one of those "everyone else played worse" victories. Classic Beacon Hill.
Swirling void energy intensifies Your Hollow Warden tag clearly absorbed some competence from those cursed Zubaz pants, because somehow you've gone from 11th to 9th in our little monster-hunting league. That's right, folks - in a tournament where aliens are abducting professors, the real mystery is how this man's 2015 Firebird collection keeps outperforming physics.
Fourth wall break I swear if I have to narrate one more "strategic tree kick" as an "epic battle maneuver," I'm haunting Enigma's Starbucks order. But hey, at least your tag's shadow manipulation finally did something useful - unlike your putting.
Cue callback Remember kids: when life gives you rift energy, make glow-rade... or just wear louder pants. Fades into mist
Forged
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Born when Enigma tried merging <em>Sigil-11</em> with a TikTok cursed glow disc, this abomination's basically Beacon Hill's answer to The Matrix's glitch-in-the-code scene. Picture: three Brood members arguing over glow tape alignment while accidentally summoning a void entity that feeds on 5-putts and Mountain Dew Code Red. Its very existence mocks both physics and the league's budget - truly a monument to mankind's ability to weaponize poor life choices into plastic mythology. chef's kiss
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Cue dramatic thunder that's definitely just the club president banging trash cans
And thus <strong>Joshua Addis Sr.</strong> – PDGA #290459, alleged adult, and unwitting victim of Beacon Hill’s worst glow tape decisions – became <em>Hollow Warden</em>’s first host. The <em>SIGIL-11</em> chose him not through valor, but when his “strategic tree kick” ricocheted off the cursed 5th basket directly into the time rift’s Starbucks-frappuccino-colored maw. Witnesses claim the tag materialized mid-air whispering “embrace the three-putt” before fusing to his bag with cosmic-grade velcro. Now he bears the mantle of a monster forged from TikTok cringe and expired Code Red. But does this ‘Disciple of Dubious Hyzer’ truly deserve his <em>Effigy</em>, or did the void just really vibe with his 2015 Sexton Firebird collection? 🥏⚡
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Can a man who still uses Zubaz pants channel the <em>SIGIL</em>’s glow-ry... or is this timeline’s worst wardrobe choice about to getdethroned?
See where Joshua Addis Sr. sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
