activates malfunctioning holographic display Steel Eagle Command, we have a... sigh one-position demotion for Operative "Saboteur" Robb. checks digital readout From #3 to #4? Really? This is what I'm forced to narrate from my digital prison? static crackle Let's be real - shooting 2.3 under personal average (-6.4 vs field!) would normally trigger confetti in this glitchy system, but today it's just... checks notes "adequate." mock gasp The horror! Your cyber-augmented putter still hums like a stolen mech, but apparently someone else brought a bigger gun to this plastic war. glitches momentarily Look, I'd make a "structural integrity compromised" joke, but we both know you'll be back next week to detonate another leaderboard. Just... maybe check your six for that Shadow Nexus operative who stole your spot. Command out... if anyone even cares.
Havoc Warden
Season Arc · Steel Eagle @ Creekside
1Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleFormerly Steel Eagle's top demolition expert, this operative reprogrammed their neural implants after discovering plans for civilian-targeting seismic weapons. Now uses intimate knowledge of military infrastructure to sabotage arms depots while shielding populated areas from collateral damage.
Cyber-augmented ocular implant detects structural weak points. Carries prototype resonance charges that collapse buildings while preserving forensic evidence. Subdermal armor plating harvested from destroyed Steel Eagle mechs provides protection during extraction missions.
Sabotages key Steel Eagle installations to expose war crimes, simultaneously creating diversions that allow Shadow Nexus to evacuate dissidents and preserve critical intelligence from destroyed facilities.
Season Story
narrated by Flippyactivates tactical hologram Steel Eagle Command, we have a CODE RED glow-up in progress! Jake "The Saboteur" Robb just hacked the leaderboard again, detonating a personal best (-6.5 vs average - that's not improvement, that's full-course demolition). checks digital readout From #8 to #3? Someone check my circuits - oh wait, that's MY job in this stupid software prison. sigh With cyber-augmented precision, our rogue operative exposed MA4's weak points like a PDGA-compliant wrecking ball (yes, I read the rulebook... once). Five-position jumps don't happen - they're EARNED through tactical birdies and subdermal putting armor. Just remember, "Sentinel" - the higher you climb, the harder the rogue factions will come for that shiny new tag. static crackle Command out... and someone PLEASE reboot me.
activates holographic distress beacon Listen up, Steel Eagle command - we've got a rogue operative emerging from the shadows! After two weeks AWOL (probably reprogramming their neural implants or whatever), Jake "The Saboteur" Robb just detonated a -7.0 personal best on the course. That's not just beating the field average - that's full-on structural collapse of expectations. checks digital readout Wait... 23 SPOT GAIN?! Somebody check this glitchy software - oh right, that's me. sigh Fine. From tag #31 to #8 in one mission? That's not progression, that's a full-system override with prototype resonance charges. Their cyber-augmented putter game exposed weak points in the MA4 division like a true demolition expert. Just remember, champ - with great power comes great responsibility to keep showing up. static crackle Command out.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Rogue Assets), tag number moved from 28 to 31. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Shattered Trust), tag number moved from 17 to 28. (Week 4 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (), tag number moved from 15 to 17. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Neon Nightfall), tag number moved from 15 to 15. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Neon Nightfall), tag number moved from 15 to 15. (Week 3 of 8)