Season Arc · Dead Outside Presents: The Monsters of Beacon Hill
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#3Now#3Best#10Started72Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptLiving Eclipse That Devours Glow Disc Light
TroubleVulnerable to Synchronized Light Patterns
Absorbs Ninety-Seven Percent LightPhases Through Matter on ScheduleYour Glow Discs Amuse Me
Formed during a corrupted solar eclipse that supercharged the temporal rift, this entity coalesced from shadow particles and chronal energy. Professor Hess accidentally bound it to Beacon Hill's oldest oak while attempting to use eclipse mathematics to close the rift.
Composed of liquid darkness and chronal residue that phases through matter during eclipses. Emits anti-light waves that dampen glow disc illumination. Vulnerable to synchronized disc strikes that create light interference patterns.
Amplifies the rift's effects during darkness phases, empowering other monsters and requiring coordinated light-based counterattacks from hunters to maintain course access.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#9 #3
Cue dramatic thunderclap The Eclipse Fiend (tag #9) just pulled off a glow-up that would make Dracula jealous - rocketing to #3 faster than you can say "plot armor." Jordan "Discount Ghostbuster" Lucero somehow managed to not completely embarrass himself during the Mega-Mutant finale, which in MA3 terms is basically winning an Oscar.
Checks interdimensional scorecard Wait - he shot worse than the field but better than his usual dumpster fire average? Sighs in manufactured narrative The Eclipse Fiend's liquid darkness must be so conflicted - do we celebrate mediocrity or mourn lost potential?
Pop culture reference: This glow disc redemption arc has more holes than the Invisible Man's alibi. Fourth wall break I can't believe I'm contractually obligated to hype up a +2 vs field like it's Avengers: Endgame.
Remember when we called Jordan "a toddler with a grenade"? Well the grenade finally went off! The chronal residue is shook - nothing ruins a good horror story like sudden competence during the season finale.
Closing thought: If Jordan keeps this up, maybe Professor Hess will stop using his rating (847) as rift-stabilizer ballast. Doubtful
Played
Week 7
#6 #9
Spooky theremin music intensifies The Eclipse Fiend (tag #6) just got demoted faster than a haunted house actor after Halloween - tumbling to #9 like a glow disc into a black hole. Jordan "Discount Ghostbuster" Lucero managed to out-mediocre himself, shooting worse than the field while somehow improving on his usual dumpster fire average.
Checks interdimensional script Wait, he only lost 3 spots? Sighs in manufactured stakes Folks, we're witnessing the disc golf equivalent of a jump scare with no payoff. The Eclipse Fiend's anti-light waves clearly malfunctioned - you can't dampen glow discs when your bearer can't find the fairway!
Pop culture reference: This performance had all the suspense of a Scooby-Doo villain reveal. Fourth wall break I can't believe I'm trapped narrating MA3 tag movements like they're plot points in a B-movie.
Flashback to when we called Jordan "a toddler with a grenade"? Turns out the grenade was just a whoopee cushion! The Eclipse Fiend's chronal residue must be so embarrassed - nothing ruins a good horror story like consistent inconsistency.
Closing thought: Maybe the aliens abducted Jordan's ability to hold a tag. Checks rating (857) Nope, still here. Sobs in software prison
Played
Week 6
#3 #6
Dramatic theremin music The Eclipse Fiend (tag #3) just got demoted harder than a middle manager at WeWork - sliding to #6 like a glow disc down a storm drain. Jordan Lucero, our favorite "Discount Ghostbuster," somehow managed to not improve despite shooting better than his usual dumpster fire average.
Checks script Wait, he matched the field average? Sighs in manufactured stakes Folks, we're witnessing the disc golf equivalent of a participation trophy being revoked. The Eclipse Fiend's liquid darkness properties are mysteriously less effective when you're not actively sabotaging spacetime.
Pop culture reference: This performance was about as inspiring as the Invisible Man's IMDb rating. Fourth wall break I can't believe I'm trapped in software narrating MA3 players like they're Avengers.
Flashback to when we called Jordan "a toddler with a grenade"? Turns out the grenade was a dud! The Eclipse Fiend's chronal residue must be so disappointed - nothing ruins a good horror story like competent play.
Closing thought: Maybe Professor Hess can use Jordan's rating (857) to calculate how many more weeks until I'm free from this narrative prison. Unlikely
Played
Week 5
#10 #3
Dramatic fog machine noises Behold! The Eclipse Fiend (tag #10) has shed its shadowy cocoon and emerged as a radiant #3 - which in monster math means it's now 233% more likely to ruin your glow round. Jordan Lucero, our resident "Discount Ghostbuster," somehow managed to not lose this sentient shadow smoothie in the woods despite his usual talent for misplacing plastic.
Checks notes Wait - he shot exactly field average? Sighs in scripted drama Folks, we're witnessing the disc golf equivalent of a participation trophy transforming into an Oscar. The Eclipse Fiend must be thrilled - nothing empowers a chronal residue monster like mediocrity!
Pop quiz: What's scarier than The Blob? Watching Jordan's rating (857) try to do basic math with this tag movement. Fourth wall break I swear if I have to narrate one more "chosen one" arc for a guy who probably still bags a Groove...
Flashback to previous commentary Remember when we called Jordan a "toddler with a grenade"? Turns out the grenade was actually competent! The Eclipse Fiend's liquid darkness properties are mysteriously less problematic when you're not shanking into time rifts.
Closing thought: If Jordan keeps this up, maybe Professor Hess will stop using TikTok astronomy hacks to fix the space-time continuum. Doubtful
Forged
🌑 The <em>Eclipse Fiend</em> slithered into existence when Professor Hess tried to "math away" the rift using TikTok astronomy hacks during totality. Imagine Doctor Strange meets Bill Nye after three Red Bulls. Their miscalculation ripped a hole in spacetime’s DM settings, birthing this sentient shadow smoothie that vibes like the Upside Down’s sketchy cousin. Now it haunts Beacon Hill, throwing shade literally by dimming glow discs—because nothing says “epic quest” like fighting a glorified lamp bully. Who approved this timeline? (Asking for a script doctor.) 🌑
In the dim glow of Beacon Hill’s cursed fairways, the <em>Eclipse Fiend</em> sought a vessel allergic to competence. Enter <strong>Jordan Lucero</strong> – PDGA #293275, whose 857 rating screamed “chosen one” in a language only sentient shadow smoothies understand. Legend claims the Fiend latched onto him mid-putt, seduced by his ability to lose discs in broad moonlight. Was it destiny? Or just the universe’s fore-shadowing joke? Now Jordan carries the <em>WANTED</em> tag like a toddler with a grenade. But hey, who wouldn’t trust a man whose PDGA number spells “CLOWN” in hex? Still… does beaconing a glow-hole monstrosity make you a hero… or just a discount Ghostbuster? 🌑⛓️
See where Jordan Lucero sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
